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Matron/Maid of Honor & Standup Comic
Ima Gudfrend is the best friend of the Mary A. Felo – the bride-to-be. Ima and Mary have been friends their whole lives, and Mary is the first to settle down. Ima is a dedicated friend and has decided to host the bridal shower at her home in the tiny town of Mystical Falls.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Casual attire with a silly twist – such as a funny t-shirt, etc.
Mary A. Felo
Bride to be & Talk Show Host
Mary Felo is the quintessential romantic and local talk show host! She is finally tying the knot with her high school sweetheart – Harry Iznace - a local proctologist in the tiny town of Mystical Falls. Mary has a sugary-sweet personality and prefers to sing rather than talk!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Casual attire with a bridal shower veil, tiara, or hat.
Bridesmaid & Hairstylist
If you can stand obnoxious behavior and horrible rhymes, you should get your tresses styled by Kara Tinn, as she’s known as the hair whisperer! However, Kara will spew spontaneous rhymes about situations around her which drives some people batty!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Outrageous and trendy outfit – very wild hairstyle.
Mrs. Ione Felo
Mother of the Bride & Pageant Director
This mother of the bride-to-be and beauty pageant director has her face plastered in the dictionary by the definition of cheerful! Ione’s constant loving concern for her daughter can get rather annoying, but her roaring laughter is contagious!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Semi-formal dress with up-do hairstyle.
Bridesmaid & Reality TV. Star
You’ll never find a more competitive reality television star! The ill-mannered behavior of Trianne Thingros can be shocking at times, but it’s well-suited for reality television! There isn’t much that Trianne hasn’t done on camera, but if there is a challenge ahead of her, she’s the first to dive in and try it!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Very casual attire.
Ms. Tarilyn Tonrow
Bridesmaid & Film Star
Watch out for the Hollywood diva - Tarilyn Tonrow! She’s narcissistic and heartless towards those she considers friends. It’s surprising she has any friends left over the years, as she only talks about how she is the biggest and brightest star in Hollywood. However, her last movie was an epic fail – but that hasn’t changed her spoiled attitude one bit!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Glamorous attire and sunglasses.
Bridesmaid & Pop Star
Her newest hit single, ‘I’ll kill you if you speak again’, says all you need to know about Purple! She’s in the midst of a 12-step program learning to control her severe anger management problem. So, be careful what you say around this moody & aggressive pop diva!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Pop star outfit with a crazy wig or colored spray for the hair.
Juwana B. Ontivee
Friend of the Bride & Film Producer
‘Do it once and check it five times’ is Juwana’s motto! This obsessive film producer is the one to be around at a party as she gets the dance floor moving with her hyperactive dance moves!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Casual attire with clapboard as a prop (this can be made out of cardboard).
Mrs. Enerbe Iznace
Mother of the Groom & Housewife
Enerbe is the living cliché of a mother-in-law! She’s the typical meddling housewife with nothing better to do than live her life vicariously through her son Harry. Mary Felo doesn’t realize she has a life ahead of her filled with failed attempts to live up to the impossible standards of the ‘perfect wife and mother model’ that Enerbe has created for her beloved son.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Prim and proper dress with apron and rubber dishwashing gloves as a prop.
Cousin of the Bride & Mathematician
The frugal and over-inquisitive Olive Formathe is a nationally-renowned mathematician and cousin of the bride. This math genius will keep you entertained with her overthe-top sense of humor and snort-filled laughter.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Nerdy outfit with glasses taped in the middle.
Friend of the Bride & Fragrance Model
Rose Sprayah is ready and willing to shove a fragrance soaked card in your hand at the local department store! But watch out – because whatever you have ever done, said, or climbed- Rose has done more, said it louder and climbed higher!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Elegant dress and hair with a perfume bottle as a prop.
Aunt of the Bride & Scientist
Dr. Tuber is the intellectual college professor and loving aunt of the bride. However, make sure nothing goes wrong around her, as she is the first one to point the finger - and it might be at you! Blame is her game!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Lab jacket and test tube as a prop.
Friend of the Bride & FBI Agent
Jamie Bond is a secret government agent and the ultimate femme fatale. On the surface, Jamie appears to be the typical high society socialite…but her friends know her true identity…a highly dangerous federal diva.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: An evening gown with a toy gun strapped to a garter belt as an optional prop.
Dr. Andie Maluver
Friend of the Bride & Veterinarian
Dr. Andie Maluver is the brilliant and charming exotic animal veterinarian and sister-in-law of the bride. She is known to be a tad jealous and competitive of others in her field and sometimes…this can lead to malicious acts. It is advisable for those who interact with Andie to stay on her good side!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: A lab jacket and scrubs.
Friend of the Bride’s Mother-InLaw & Investigative Field Reporter
Gerry Rivera is the ruthless field reporter for the television station CBC. She is always on top of the latest story… sometimes before they even happen! This is one ultraambitious investigative reporter that will stop at nothing to get the scoop.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Trendy business suit. Optional props are a notepad and pen and / or a microphone (real or fake).
Miss Beatrice Marmson
Friend of the Bride & School Teacher
Miss Beatrice Marmson is the no-nonsense school teacher at the local elementary school. She teaches a strict curriculum in her kindergarten class and doesn’t put up with a shred of balderdash– both inside and outside of the classroom!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Conservative long dress. An apple and a ruler as optional props.
Ms. Tracy Fibers
Friend of the Bride & Forensic Lab Technician
Ms. Tracy Fibers is the leading trace evidence technician in the field of forensic science. She is extremely talkative and is known to go on wild tangents about random events when
she is engaged in conversations with strangers. It is probably due to the fact that she hangs around
microscopes more than actual people.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Lab coat with glasses and forceps and baggies as optional props.
Friend of the Bride & Paranormal Investigator
Appolonia Spectrals is the mysterious paranormal investigator from the local university. Given her field of choice, Appolonia Spectrals has a rather unpredictable sort of behavior. She is a graduate student that is very young and very broke.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Strange clothing. Any type of strange ‘measuring devices’ (can be made out of cardboard) as optional props.
Grandmother of the Bride & Professional Bowler
Grandma Nene is a doting grandmother and dedicated friend to everybody. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on…choose Nene’s! She’s known to give excellent advice and is the most comforting person around! However, dodge the black cloud above her head, as she’s known for her notorious rotten luck!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Bowling attire (optional) or any attire fit for a grandmother. Optional to bring a bowling bag and ball as a prop.
Aunt of the Bride & Clothing Designer
Fasa Shone is a former struggling coffee shop barista. After meeting her wealthy husband two years ago, she became an entitled pampered queen. Her fifth husband mysteriously disappeared a year ago, and she moved to the big city to pursue a career in high fashion. Her past sugary-sweet disposition has melted into a foul, ill-mannered personality. Nonetheless, Fasa is anything but boring.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS:Ultra-trendy, stylish attire.
Aunt of the Bride & Computer Programmer
Details, details, details! If you’re speaking to Poindexi Beenie, you had better get ready to hear a plethora of intricate fine points and facts! This is one over-explaining member of the Nerd Herd. The Nerd Herd is a computer support team that’s always ready to travel to your home to remedy your technological ailments!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Nerdy attire. A laptop computer as an optional prop.
Aunt of the Bride & Etiquette School Director
Known for a high IQ and perfect manners, Patricia Praper always gets what she wants. When she sets her mind to something, she’s more than persistent until it is completed. She is very creative and imaginable with wide ranging interests - but is extremely resistant to change. COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Conservative long dress
Cousin of the Bride & NFL Cheerleader
Hanna Heart is the ultra-energetic cheerleader for the Greenday Backers football team! Hanna is known for her outwardly aggressive persona and willingness to do what it takes to get her way!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Cheerleading uniform. Pom poms and a megaphone as optional props.
Cousin of the Bride & Commercial Actress
Hailing originally from Columbia, Legga Miego is the leading commercial actress in Northern America. She achieved fame with a legendary commercial featuring a skirmish over a recently prepared toaster waffle. Rumor has it that the infamous brawl over the steaming toaster prize landed her co-star in the hospital for 2 days with a broken arm! This is one ruthless actress that takes her character roles very seriously!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Semi-glamorous attire. Hair pulled up in a glamorous up-do.
Cousin of the Bride & Daytime Soap Opera Star
A former reality star, Reagan Peach recently landed a starring role on a hit soap opera called Gorgeous Thieves. Reagan’s attractive mug can be seen in most grocery checkout lines, as s/he is a popular choice for the cover of teen mags. Unfortunately, Reagan’s inner circle reports that she has allowed the fame to go straight to her head.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Glamorous attire and sunglasses.
Cousin of the Bride & Award-Winning Country & Western Music Artist
Hope Mountain is the #1 country and western music artist in the world. Originally hailing from Nashville, Tennessee, this girl with the charming personality can sing like an angel! Everyone loves to be around Hope Mountain because she is the nicest girl in town. In the early days of her career, she was the reigning rodeo queen in her hometown and can rope a cow faster than most cowboys! COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Western outfit – shirt, jeans, boots and cowboy hat. Guitar (fake or real) and microphone as an optional prop