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BLUE BELLAMY

Vintage Fashion Curator | Retro Flex

A vintage fashion curator with a flair for chaos, Blue Bellamy thrives on bringing old-school glam to the modern era—while also daring friends to do something ridiculous every five minutes. Blue fidgets endlessly, whether hanging new threads, restoring a football jersey, or getting the dust out of an old leather coat. Blue thinks rules are suggestions and impulse decisions are just “spontaneous styling moments.” Blue is from a town called Glowhaven and owns a cute little boutique called Retro Flex. Blue sells vintage finds online and at the store at Glowhaven Outdoor Mall.

Blue recently had an unflattering unboxing video that has been causing followers and subs to drop off from all platforms. Blue is desperately needing a distraction and an opportunity to boost support for Retro Flex on social media. Blue was the first one to sign the contract for the collab at Steele House and booked plane tickets to Eldermire in only minutes after being selected by Colton! 

Blue’s pretty tight with J.T. and Vale online, but hasn’t really clicked with many other influencers outside that crew.

 Costume Suggestions:  1920s—1950s glam (M) 1920s—1950s glam (F), a tiny antique purse (f), or a vintage sports uniform (m) and vintage equipment (e.g., football) as a prop.

 

ARROW ASHFORD

Content Creator

Master of call-out culture, Arrow Ashford built an empire exposing influencer slip-ups, hypocrisy, and crimes against good content. Every post is a blockbuster, packed with cinematic references and dramatic slow-motion recaps—because life is just one long Oscar-worthy monologue. Equal parts feared and admired, Arrow thrives on chaos, conflict, and, most of all, engagement. As one viral takedown video says, "You either die a brand deal hero or live long enough to see yourself canceled by Arrow Ashford."

Arrow first rose to online fame after sharing a heartfelt story about being raised by a pack of wild dogs as a child. The touching tale captured hearts, sparking sympathy and curiosity. Inspired by Arrow's journey, many followers eagerly joined the aspiring influencer's adventure.

Arrow gets along with Hayden, Jules, and August, but doesn’t really connect with anyone outside that group— probably because Arrow’s tried canceling everyone else.

Arrow isn’t exactly new to scandal. Not long ago, Arrow was a prime suspect on the Secrets in the Static podcast. After an uncle’s sudden, mysterious death, Arrow walked away with a hefty inheritance — and when fingers started pointing, Arrow unleashed an epic online meltdown. Guilty conscience? If the shoe fits...

  Costume Suggestions:  Bold, statement outfit (maybe all black for drama), exaggerated accessories, and a prop mic for dramatic takedowns.

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JULES BLACKBURN

Stem Prodigy | Teen Scientist

A teen science prodigy, chaos gremlin, and walking Wikipedia page, Jules Blackburn can build a rocket engine, code a robot, and accidentally set off a minor explosion—all before breakfast. Jules drops unrelated fun facts at the worst possible time: "Did you know octopuses have three hearts? Anyway, I might have added too much hydrogen peroxide to this mix...". Jules is too smart for regular school, too reckless for a lab with safety protocols, and a danger to public property—but in an exciting way.

Jules is Storm's younger cousin who lives in a town called Driftwood Heights, about an hour's drive from Eldermire, where Storm lives.  Storm has begged Jules for a collab over the last year, since Jules became an online sensation with the teen crowd. Jules has no interest, however. But will the Steele House finally be where Storm gets a collab with Jules? We'll see! 

Jules is online friends with Arrow and August — basically, the digital trio that’s always spamming memes at 2 AM.

  Costume Suggestions:  Lab coat, goggles, a t-shirt with a science pun, and pockets stuffed with “experimental” vials.

 

HAYDEN HOLLOWAY

VR Live Streamer

The VR overlord of the streaming world, Hayden Holloway lives for immersive gameplay, chaotic energy, and the kind of laugh that shakes headsets off unsuspecting viewers. Hayden never stops talking—about the game, snacks, a dream from three years ago that just came back mid-stream, and has mastered the art of playing at a pro level while also narrating an entire side story about a neighbor’s dog. The real multiplayer experience is just surviving Hayden’s voice at full volume. 

After landing a spot in Colton Steele's collab, Hayden took the celebration up a notch by announcing the upcoming Gaming & Coffee World Tour. Hayden is set to sign a deal with Brewzilla, the world's leading coffee shop conglomerate, to host VR gaming sessions at Brewzilla hotspots worldwide!

Hayden’s easily the most likable influencer at Steele House, but definitely plays favorites — sticking closest to August, Devon, Jamie, Seven, Storm, and Arrow.

 Costume Suggestions:  Neon gaming hoodie, fingerless gloves, oversized headset, and VR goggles (pushed up when talking).

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STORM SILVERCREST

Barista, The Daily Drip

A chronically overworked barista who spills tea—both figuratively and literally, Storm Silvercrest lives in a constant state of dramatic exhaustion. Perfect latte art? Easy. Not audibly gasping at every slightly surprising moment? Impossible. Storm is always up to date on gossip (because people assume baristas are invisible) and will drop the scoop into casual conversation with a knowing sip.

Storm is one of the fastest-growing online personalities, but sometimes, the attention is garnered from stolen or copied content. Oops! But Storm's rabid fanbase, The Storm Chasers, are quick to launch a ratio on anyone who dares to challenge Storm's integrity or talent. 

Storm is lucky to live in Eldermire, in the same town as Steele House - one of Colton Steele's many content houses and the location of the big collab! 

Storm's younger cousin is Jules Blackburn. They get along fine, but they’ve never been super close. Storm doesn’t have beef with anyone at Steele House — but confidently believes everyone’s just jealous. Storm and Hayden seem to be pretty solid online friends.

 Costume Suggestions:  Coffee-stained apron, dramatic gasps, a latte art prop/photo (optional), and zero sleep.

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VALE VEXLEY

Vegan Chef

A vegan chef and elusive food truck ghost, Vale Vexley prefers to let the plant-based dishes do the talking—because actually talking is stressful. This chef avoids eye contact like it’s a call from an unknown number, yet somehow stares with laser precision when unnoticed. Vale moves with the quiet intensity of someone who may or may not be plotting something but honestly just doesn’t know what to say. Vale whips up the most mind-blowing jackfruit tacos but will awkwardly vanish the second a compliment is given.

Many believe Vale Vexley is hiding something — and the rumors are endless. Some whisper that Vale could be a secret serial killer, quietly evading justice while blending into the influencer scene. Others suspect Vale's shy persona is just a carefully crafted act, concealing a far more sinister past. Perhaps Vale’s just a master manipulator playing everyone like a well-rehearsed script.  Vale will be the only vegan in the Steele House for the collab and hopes Colton will at least have some veggie snacks. 

Vale’s close with J.T. and Blue online, but hasn’t really bonded with many other influencers outside this circle.​

 Costume Suggestions: Apron with a trendy plant-based slogan, a chef’s hat, and a wooden spoon for emphasis.

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SOL GRIMSTONE

Freelance Graphic Designer

A freelance graphic designer and full-time dream analyst, Sol Grimstone firmly believes that everything means something—especially dreams.  Sol takes strategic cat naps to “receive the next creative download,” convinced sleep is just a portal to future knowledge. Sol somehow still delivers jaw-dropping designs on time. Nobody knows how. Maybe the universe does.

 Translating those visions into shirt designs takes time, creativity, and patience. Each shirt is a careful process, not some overnight revelation. By the time Sol unveils a design, the event it reflects has already unfolded.  Some people are skeptical, but Sol swears the truth is in the threads.

Sol is friends with Devon and Rix — the kind of crew that somehow turns every video chat hangout into a full-blown debate over conspiracy theories, like how birds aren't real (they're just government surveillance drones with feathers) or that Bluetooth was invented by dolphins trying to communicate with us.​

 Costume Suggestions: Bohemian vibes, crystal necklace, soft scarf, and a notebook full of cryptic dream notes.

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DEVON DARKMOOR

Crypto Trader | Consultant

A crypto genius with a touch of cult leader energy, Devon Darkmoor speaks fluent blockchain, casually drops phrases like “Web3 dominance” in daily conversation, and genuinely believes fiat currency is a government conspiracy. Devon dials in from different locations and is constantly "on the move for security reasons." Every conversation will, without fail, loop back to NFTs, decentralization, or a “major opportunity” you must hear about. Devon is either a genius or a total fraud—depends who you ask.

 Devon’s initial crypto venture didn’t go as planned. Hoping to cash in on a trend, Devon hyped Walnut the Squirrel meme coin as the “next big thing.” Unfortunately, Devon missed key details — like the coin’s sketchy origins. It tanked fast, leaving followers with empty wallets. Fortunately, the “#NeverTrustDevon” trend has faded, and Devon’s gaining followers again.

Devon gets along best with Hayden, Pax, Rix, Sol, and Jamie. Devon, Sol, and Rix are basically a conspiracy theory club, spending way too much time in private video chats trying to prove that pigeons are government spies.

 Costume Suggestions: Tech bro chic: sleek black turtleneck, futuristic glasses, and a USB drive labeled “Billion Dollar Secrets.”

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SEVEN WHITLOCK

ASMR Creator

An ASMR creator and professional attention thief, Seven Whitlock delivers soothing whispers one second and then interrupts a conversation with “Hold on, selfie time” the next. With Seven’s selfies, the camera angle’s perfect, the lighting is always just right, and somehow, every latte sip sounds like a cinematic masterpiece. Even the most mundane moment is content-worthy—if Seven is in the room, expect to be in a livestream whether you like it or not.

 Seven has taken ASMR to unexpected places, constantly pushing the boundaries of the genre. While whispering and tapping remain staples, Seven has experimented with everything from chaotic cooking videos to dramatic story narrations — all delivered in soothing tones.

Seven only vibes with Jamie and Hayden — apparently, socializing is on a need-to-know basis.

 Costume Suggestions: Cozy sweater, ring light necklace, phone stand, selfie stick, and exaggerated hand movements while talking.​

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REMY IRONWOOD

Social Media Detective

Social media’s self-proclaimed detective, investigator, and truth extractor, Remy Ironwood can find anyone’s deleted posts, burner accounts, and questionable monetary transactions in under five minutes—for fun. No secret is safe, no DM private, and no influencer truly clean when Remy starts digging. Remy narrates every interaction like a reality show confessional, complete with dramatic pauses, foreshadowing, and side-eye at an imaginary camera. The algorithm fears Remy. So should everyone else.

Lately, things haven’t been going well for Remy financially. Known for uncovering juicy secrets and delivering top-notch intel, Remy’s detective gigs have slowed down — largely due to rising fees. With fewer clients willing to pay for social media sleuthing, Remy recently admitted to followers about having to scramble to stay afloat.

Remy and Tatum seem to get along pretty well, but Remy hasn’t really built strong connections with anyone else.

 Costume Suggestions: Trench coat over casual clothes, sunglasses indoors, and a fake detective badge or magnifying glass.

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PAX HAWTHORNE

Fitness Guru | Hoof & Flow

A fitness guru with the competitive drive of an Olympic athlete and the energy of a golden retriever who lapped up your Gran’s coffee behind her back, Pax Hawthorne doesn’t just work out—Pax conquers workouts. Every day is a challenge, every activity is a race, and every mildly inconvenient situation is somehow a fitness test. Pax runs Hoof & Flow, which is a goat yoga empire. Pax also hosts planking contests online, which will make you feel bad about skipping leg day.

 Pax is firmly stuck in 2016 and refuses to move on. Maybe naming an entire empire after a fleeting trend like goat yoga wasn’t the smartest move, but Pax stands by it. In fact, Pax finds it downright offensive whenever influencers attempt to incorporate fitness into their content. 

Pax only likes Sol and Devon — clearly not a fan of expanding the friend roster.​

 Costume Suggestions: Athletic wear, headband, “Goat Whisperer” tank top, and maybe a stuffed baby goat as a prop.​

Or, embrace your character to the maximum and dress like a goat!

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JAMIE FALCONER

Dance Prodigy | Instructor

A dance prodigy and viral choreography machine, chatting with Jamie Falconer includes exaggerated hand gestures, dramatic spins, and at least one unnecessary body roll. Known for creating dance trends that everyone tries—but only Jamie masters,  there’s always a phone nearby, ready to capture the next viral #FalconerFlow moment.

 Jamie has been tirelessly creating dance routines, but recognition often slips away. The most frustrating example? The viral Wi-Fi Wobble — a dance Jamie choreographed from scratch — that is now being credited to a non-dance influencer. Despite Jamie’s efforts to set the record straight, the internet has already crowned someone else the creator, leaving Jamie stuck watching others take credit for the viral moves.

Jamie gets along best with Seven, Devon, August, and Rix — basically, the squad that’s always one snack break away from starting a podcast.

 Costume Suggestions: Trendy athleisure or streetwear (matching tracksuit, oversized hoodie, or a crop top with joggers).

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TATUM NIGHTENGALE

True Crime Podcast Host, Secrets in the Static

The voice of every unsolved mystery, Tatum Nightingale delivers true crime breakdowns with the kind of whispered intensity that makes listeners double-check their locks. Tatum speaks almost exclusively in ASMR-level dramatics, drawing out shocking details like a suspense novel in real time. This podcaster is known for pausing mid-sentence just long enough to make audiences lean in, only to hit them with a sudden twist. Tatum probably has a favorite serial killer—but not in a weird way.

 It’s troubling that Tatum Nightingale has previously covered real murder cases — and even listed some of the influencers invited to Steele House as suspects. This leaves two unsettling possibilities: Either Tatum falsely accused innocent people, or actual murderers have been invited to the collab. Either way, it’s a bad situation... and things just got a whole lot more uncomfortable.

Tatum and Remy seem to get along pretty well, but Tatum hasn’t really built strong connections with anyone else.​

 Costume Suggestions: All black, dramatic scarf, recorder or mic prop, and an ASMR whispering habit. Or, you can wear a Sherlock-style detective uniform. 

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RIX RAVENSCROFT

Social Media Manager

A social media manager who obsesses over analytics, Rix Ravenscroft breathes follower counts, engagement rates, and the perfect post timing. Rix checks insights like a pulse, speaks in marketing jargon unironically, and judges people based on whether they understand the difference between reach and impressions. Rix somehow turns casual hangouts into brainstorming sessions and uses the motto: Life is a campaign. Everything is branded.

Some wonder how Rix managed to gain popularity in the first place, especially since the engagement on Rix’s accounts feels so bland and generic. The comments are always suspiciously standard — just enough to seem active, yet oddly lacking in personality. It’s left people questioning whether Rix’s rise to fame was earned... or engineered.

Rix gets along with Jamie, Devon, and Sol — basically the chill squad with just enough chaos to keep things interesting. But Rix might lose those friendships if Rix doesn't stop adding everyone to a spam call list. Also, Rix, Devon, and Sol are deep in the conspiracy trenches, spending way too much time in private video chats trying to prove that pigeons are government spies.

 Costume Suggestions: Business casual (M) Business casual (F), Bluetooth headset, two phones, and a clipboard labeled “Engagement Metrics.”