Guest List

 

MARTHA MAY BELLS

Heiress 

Martha May Bells is an heiress who always gets what she wants—except for her secret childhood crush, Will Knight, who is Carol Knight's brother. Martha May has mastered the art of eavesdropping. If you have skeletons in your cupboard, it is best not to breathe a word of them, or Martha May will pick up the scent and follow the trail!  The neighbors get annoyed during the holidays because she is ultra-competitive with her Christmas décor. She travels every summer to buy the most rare and festive Christmas decorations to add to her growing collection.  Her undying Christmas Spirit, dedication to philanthropy, and amazing holiday decor are why she has won the Christmas Spirit Award again this year. She's been the Holly Hills Christmas Queen for eight years! 

Martha lives on Jolly Street, in the Sugarplum Point subdivision of a very large neighborhood called Evergreen Estates.

Suggested attire: Tacky but elegant Christmas sweater. Hair in an outrageous Christmas-inspired updo. Underneath, wear a glamorous red or green gown and any props worthy of a wealthy heiress. To flaunt your cash, stuff fake money into any pockets, etc. and have it sticking out.

 

CAROL KNIGHT

Manicurist, Tinsel Tips Nail Spa

Carol Knight is one of the most friendly people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. As a manicurist, Carol knows almost everybody in Holly Hills because they are on her client list. However, she stresses during the holidays since her eccentric brother, Will Knight, comes home to visit, as he has endless energy and a quirky diet.

Carol lives on Jolly Street, which is the most festive street in all of Holly Hills. She would love to be crowned as Christmas Queen, but she simply doesn't have the time to devote herself to charitable organizations or attend every Christmas-themed event in town, such as the Gingerbread House Competition, Holly Hill's Tree Lighting Ceremony, The Fruitcake Catapult, or The Eggnog Chug. Carol's appointment books at Tinsel Tips are fully booked until April, and she doesn't have much time for herself nowadays.  

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Even tackier Christmas accessories to go with your sweater. Even though we all know nail techs usually have no time to do their own nails - try to make your nails on-point with a festive, holiday flair. Maybe bring a nail file and give other guests a good shape while you mix and mingle (optional). 

 

SAM MANGER

Pet Groomer and Owner, Manger Mutt Cuts

Sam Manger, the loud and proud owner of Manger Mutt Cuts, is Holly Hills’ most eccentric dog groomer. Known for a deep love of animals and impeccable care, Sam unfortunately lacks the same finesse when dealing with humans. Worse yet, the townsfolk claim that Sam's creative streak with pet haircuts often veers straight into catastrophe.

Sam, a devoted follower of high-fashion pet grooming trends straight from Paris, has a knack for turning dogs into walking "art pieces." The latest creation? The infamous "box cut," a rigid, geometric trim that has Holly Hills' poodles hiding under beds in shame until their fluff returns. This isn't Sam's first misstep. Who could forget the "Reverse Mohawk Incident," where golden retrievers across town sported shaved center stripes?

Despite the backlash, Sam remains unapologetic, declaring that "true genius is never understood in its time" and that Holly Hills is simply "not ready" for Paris-level grooming sophistication.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  (Optional: Print off pictures of ridiculous dog grooming cuts to bring with you as your portfolio.) For cheeky laughs, wear a dog onesie or costume under your sweater.

 

EDDIE EVERGREEN

Baker and Owner of Cousin Eddie's Cookies

Eddie Evergreen, the unapologetically chaotic genius behind Cousin Eddie’s Cookies, is known for an offbeat sense of humor and quirky confections. Despite being nicknamed "3C" (for crass, cluttered, and chaotic), Eddie's bakery is surprisingly spotless, gleaming like the North Pole after a fresh snowfall. It’s a mystery how Eddie manages to keep the bakery pristine while cracking jokes and juggling dough, but the townsfolk don’t question it—they just keep coming back for more.

Eddie’s Christmas cookies are as outrageous as Eddie’s personality, with names that draw crowds and keep people laughing. Some holiday highlights include

• “Rudolph’s Red Nose Nibblers” – Red velvet cookie bites with a dollop of cherry frosting on top.

• “Frosty’s Meltdown” – A sugar cookie stuffed with marshmallow cream and drizzled with white chocolate.

• “Grinch Crumbs” – Bright green pistachio shortbread cookies with a sour lime glaze.

• “Santa’s Belly Buster” – A triple-decker chocolate chip cookie sandwich stuffed with fudge and peppermint cream.

• “Mistletoe Mishaps” – A spicy cinnamon cookie with a kick of cayenne, perfect for warming up frosty evenings.

• “Coal for the Naughty” – Charcoal-black cocoa cookies that taste sinfully sweet and buttery.

Eddie doesn’t care what anyone thinks, and it shows—in the best way. The bakery is always packed, with locals and tourists alike clamoring for a taste of the season's unique creations. Eddie might not win any awards for politeness, but when it comes to cookies, this baker's already the reigning champion of Holly Hills.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  A spatula, whisk, and a chef’s hat or costume are optional accessories.

 

GINGER STARRY

Display Design Manager, Nogstrum's Department Store

Ginger Starry, the brilliant yet bossy display designer for Nogstrum’s Department Store, is both admired and feared for her jaw-dropping holiday creations. Her outlandish tree designs and stunning décor have made Nogstrum’s a must-visit holiday destination, showcasing Ginger’s unmatched creative flair. However, working with Ginger is no stroll through a winter wonderland.

Ginger’s perfectionism knows no bounds, especially when it comes to Santa’s Village, where a full cast of Santa and his elves bring Christmas magic to life. Ginger is relentless in her demands, constantly harassing the elves to keep the village spotless—an impossible task when kids are spilling cocoa and leaving candy cane crumbs everywhere.

The elves have a nickname for her: "The Garland Grinch"—not that they’d dare say it to her face. Whether it’s a crooked ornament or a speck of glitter out of place, Ginger is on it faster than a kid on Christmas morning. Despite her tough exterior, Ginger’s attention to detail ensures Nogstrum’s shines brighter than the North Pole itself, even if it means driving her coworkers up the (meticulously decorated) wall.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Very over-the-top Christmas accessories.

 

FARRAH FROST

Ballerina, Decking Halls Playhouse

Farrah Frost, the dazzling ballerina of Holly Hills, graces the stage every holiday season as the beloved Sugarplum Fairy at the Decking Halls Playhouse. When she’s not pirouetting under the spotlight, Farrah spends her offseason teaching private ballet lessons to the town’s aspiring young dancers at the Holly Hills Recreation Center. During the holidays, however, Farrah is always on her toes—both literally and figuratively.

Farrah firmly believes her role as the Sugarplum Fairy should be more than enough to crown her Holly Hills Christmas Queen. After all, what could be more iconic than embodying the spirit of Christmas magic in front of packed audiences? Unfortunately, many townsfolk disagree, insisting the title requires more than just a star performance—it’s about being the full package.

This year, Farrah was crushed to see Martha May win the crown yet again, fueling her frustration. “How many inflatable Santas and synchronized light shows does it take to get noticed?” Farrah was overheard muttering backstage. While the loss has left her stewing in a mix of glitter and indignation, she’s already plotting her next move to prove that being the Sugarplum Fairy is more than enough to reign supreme in Holly Hills.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Ballet shoes & fairy wings are optional accessories.

 

ROXY RUDOLPH

Olympic Ice Dancer

Roxy Rudolph is an enigma to the people of Holly Hills. A celebrated Olympic Silver Medalist and U.S. National Champion ice dancer, Roxy has traded the rink for a quieter life in her hometown. The new dream? Opening an eggnog shop on Winter Street, right next to Cousin Eddie’s Cookies. While Roxy sees her venture as a unique addition to the neighborhood, not everyone in town agrees. Eggnog, they argue, is too seasonal, and Eddie’s hot cocoa has already cornered the market on holiday drinks.

Living on Jolly Street, Roxy has another ambition: to become the town’s beloved Christmas Queen. But Roxy isn’t interested in winning through flashy decorations alone. She’s brainstorming a creative, out-of-the-box way to earn the crown—something that reflects her unique flair and leaves a lasting impression on the community. Whether it’s eggnog or her unconventional path to the throne, Roxy is determined to carve out a legacy in Holly Hills, one way or another.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.    Silver medal is an optional prop.

 

SCUT FURKUS

Candy Store Owner, Furkus Fudge

Scut Furkus, infamous for tormenting Sugarplum Point as the neighborhood bully, now runs Furkus Fudge, the family candy store. For years, Scut hid away in the kitchen as the lead chocolatier, avoiding the spotlight (and hiding from former victims) while churning out sweets. After Old Man Furkus passed, leaving the store to Scut, the townsfolk weren’t exactly thrilled. Protests erupted, and Scut had no choice but to issue a heartfelt apology to the community.

But is the bullying truly over? That remains the talk of Holly Hills. While Scut claims to have turned over a new leaf, Furkus Fudge’s lack of holiday decorations this year has raised eyebrows, leaving everyone wondering if the festive spirit—or Scut’s softer side—has vanished for good. 

Scut has renamed all of the shops offerings since Old Man Furkus left Scut the shop. Here is the current menu: 

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• “Holly Jolly Humbug Bites” – Peppermint fudge squares that are sweet enough to melt even the grumpiest heart.

• “Noogies to Nougat” Bars – A caramel and nougat delight topped with a dusting of festive sprinkles.

• “Sorry, Sugarplum Point Spheres” – Plum-flavored truffles that come with an apology note on the wrapper.

• “Reindeer Reconciliation Fudge” – Chocolate fudge with red and green swirls, a nod to Scut’s newfound holiday spirit.

• “Peace Offering Pralines” – Buttery pralines dipped in white chocolate with a cinnamon twist.

• “Coal-Free Christmas Crunch” – Chocolate fudge with crunchy peppermint bits—perfect for reformed troublemakers.

• “Let’s Be Friends Fudge Logs” – Rolled chocolate fudge stuffed with marshmallow fluff, perfect for sharing.

• “Merry Make-Up Bark” – A mix of dark chocolate, crushed candy canes, and pretzels, symbolizing sweet and salty harmony.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Coonskin cap is an optional accessory.

 

RALPHIE CHESTNUT

Train Conductor, North Pole Express

Ralphie Chestnut is the life of the party—or in his case, the life of the North Pole Express. As a dedicated train conductor, he keeps passengers entertained with his quick wit, endless supply of holiday jokes, and his infamous Christmas story about the BB gun. After months of begging his mother for the “Space Blaster 10,000 BB Gun” (his words, not the ad copy), she finally caved. The result? Ralphie almost shot his own eye out the first—and only—time he fired it.

Ralphie is the first to admit he should have listened to his parents when they warned him, but hindsight is 20/20—unlike his eyesight (he wears glasses).  It’s just one of many times Ralphie’s stubbornness got the better of him. Such as the time he tried to assemble a train set without reading the instructions, Ralphie’s life is a string of “I told you so” moments.

Still, his charm is irresistible. Passengers on the North Pole Express love his larger-than-life stories, even if half of them end with, “And that’s why you should listen to your mother.” Ralphie might have a knack for not learning lessons the first time, but he’s got the holiday spirit—and comedy chops—to keep everyone laughing all the way to the North Pole.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater and an engineer cap or engineer costume under the sweater.  Glasses as an accessory.

 

KEVIN MCALLISTER

Unemployed

Kevin McAllister, now in his thirties, still lives in his parents’ basement, which he’s transformed into his ultimate gaming lair, complete with a snack station, a neon “Keep the Change” sign, and an alarm system rigged with toy cars and marbles—just in case. While he’s an avid gamer and reigning champion of Call of Doodie: Holiday Heist, Kevin can't help but feel a little uneasy each Christmas.

The holidays bring back memories of that one time he was left home alone and had to outsmart two not-so-bright burglars with an arsenal of household traps. Sure, the incident made him a legend in the neighborhood, but now, every Christmas light twinkle feels like a countdown to chaos, and every carol has him glancing nervously out the window.

Kevin insists he's fine—though his annual December shopping spree for BB pellets and tarantula food says otherwise. While his parents subtly suggest it might be time to move out, Kevin argues that "the basement is a fortress," and besides, he needs to be on guard to protect the house… just in case burglars ever return.

Despite his quirks and holiday jitters, Kevin is a lovable character who’s doing his best to outgrow his "incident." But let’s be honest—living rent-free with a lifetime supply of mac and cheese isn’t the worst gig in the world.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater.  Underneath the sweater, wear any Christmas-themed attire - or skip the sweater and wear an ugly sweater-designed suit.

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HOWIE LANGSTON

Mattress Salesman, Silent Night Snooze Emporium

Howie Langston is a hardworking mattress salesman at “Silent Night Snooze Emporium”, a Christmas-themed mattress store with promotions where you get a free stocking full of eggnog-flavored pillow mints with every mattress purchase. Howie spends his days convincing customers that a “North Pole Plush” mattress is the perfect gift for anyone on their list—because nothing says Christmas like eight hours of holiday hibernation.

A devoted single dad, Howie does his best to balance work and raising his son, who is obsessed with the Supersonic Man movies. Unfortunately, Howie’s not exactly a master of time management. Between mattress deliveries and trying to build a snowman out of leftover shipping foam, he forgot to order the Supersonic Man doll his son has been begging for all year.

Now, Howie’s on a frantic, last-minute quest to find the sold-out toy. His journey has already included getting locked inside a mall Santa display, accidentally joining a “Parents Without Presents” support group, and nearly being trampled at a store’s holiday sale stampede. To make matters worse, Howie’s customers keep calling, demanding urgent mattress deliveries, leaving him juggling work, Christmas chaos, and an inflatable Rudolph costume he mistakenly thought was a Supersonic Man disguise.

Despite the madness, Howie’s heart is in the right place, even if his to-do list isn’t. One way or another, he’s determined to make this Christmas unforgettable—even if it means battling every other desperate parent in town.

Suggested attire:  Tacky sweater. 

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CLARK GRISWALL

Inventor, Widgets & Wonkats

Clark is an ambitious inventor at Widgets & Wonkats, Inc., a gadget company known for quirky innovations. His latest creation—a revolutionary edible toothpaste that doubles as breakfast for busy execs—is nearly ready for focus group testing. Meanwhile, he’s preparing for the arrival of over 40 family members traveling by planes, trains, automobiles, and RVs. They’ll all be staying at his extravagantly decorated home on Jolly Street, infamous in Sugarplum Point for its holiday lights that regularly cause power outages.

A devoted family man, Clark Griswall will do whatever it takes to make his loved ones happy—but his well-intentioned efforts often spiral into chaos, thanks to his knack for making questionable decisions and stumbling into trouble.

Suggested attire: Tacky sweater or Christmas Vacation movie costume.

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