Guest List

CARNEY VALE
 Amusement Park Ride Operator
Carney Vale is the boisterous amusement park ride operator at Winter Wonderland Amusement Park in Christmas City.  Carney constantly mocks people and has a reputation for being quite greedy.  Don’t get into a situation where Carney could take advantage of you, or you’ll lose!
Suggested attire: Any uniform with a name tag that says Winter Wonderland.  Wear an elf or Santa hat as an optional accessory.
 
ROXY RICH
 Heiress
Roxy Rich is the prim and proper heiress.  Her iconic family owns most of the real estate in Christmas City, and she catered to hand and foot. Roxy is an infamous drama queen, so have tissues on hand for this emotional diva!  Choose your words carefully around her if you don’t want to make her cry or throw a tantrum!
Suggested attire: A glamorous evening gown. Money bags are optional props, and a stuffed dog is another type of optional prop.
 
AXI DENTE
Professional Victim
Axi Dente is the imaginative professional victim.  At times, this clumsy diva can be a meticulous and impatient woman.  She earns her way in this world by mysteriously causing accidents and winning lawsuits about them.  Rumor has it that she might have her own reality show in the works.
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed attire with multiple bandages on your head, arms, legs, etc.
 
DIDEY WIPEMAN
Daycare Worker
Didey Wipeman is a cerebral daycare worker. A dependable and loyal person, Didey is a friend to have—especially if you love children. Although Didey only works a few hours of the day with the kiddos at Christmas City Kid Coral, this preschool teacher has a blast on the ski slopes after work.
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed attire with diapers hanging out of your pockets, ratted hair (or a wig), and small toys (e.g., army men) inside the knots.
 
WHITNEY WHATLEY
 Reality TV Star
Whitney Whatley is the brazen and beautiful reality television star on the hit television show Whitney’s World. She loves to flaunt her ink and is intolerant of moronic behavior.  Don’t anger this tiny star unless you want to bathe in your beverage.
Suggested attire: Trendy, alternative Christmas-themed attire. Long blonde wig and tattoos (temporary ones will do).
 
BAT VON TATS
 Tattoo Artist
A walking anti-depressant medication ad, Bat Von Tats is the morose tattoo artist at Frosty’s Tattoo Parlor in Christmas City.  Every sentence that spews from Bat’s mouth is negative, unenthusiastic, and somewhat alarming.  A self-proclaimed pessimist, Bat lives in a darkened, dilapidated house on the edge of town writing sinister poetry.
Suggested attire: Brightly colored hair in a Mohawk (i.e. wig), tattoos (temporary ones will do), and alternative clothing. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.

SAM SHIATSU
Massage Therapist
Originally from Japan, the feisty Sam Shiatsu is the stubborn and overworked massage therapist at Snow’s Massage Village in Christmas City. Sam is very blunt and anything but flexible. If you want to maintain peace, staying on Sam’s good side is best.
Suggested attire: A massage therapist costume. A nametag that says Relaxation Destination is optional. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
TATOR SALSBURY
 Cafeteria Line Worker
Tator Salsbury is the nosy cafeteria line worker at Christmas City Elementary School.  Tator knows everything about everyone by eavesdropping on the kids during lunchtime. This fun-loving lunch line worker is no stranger to cutting a rug - Tator is always dancing. 
Suggested attire: Hair net and a chef uniform with a spoon and spatula as optional props. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
IMO FEDYA
 Waiter
Imo Fedya is the accident-prone waiter at the Elven Shrimp Shack in Christmas City.  Known to have a constant stream of bad luck, this unlucky server isn’t one to pick up any messes or possess a shred of good manners.  This is not a waiter you’d want to bring home to meet the parents unless they own a charm school! 
Suggested attire: White shirt, black pants.  Optional to have a waist apron.  Elf hat and shoes as optional accessories.
 
DUSTY MOPSE
 Maid
Dusty Mopse is an adorable maid from Los Angeles, California.  You’ve probably seen Dusty’s face smiling at you on a billboard next to the highway or in your favorite magazine.  Nobody knows why Dusty gave up the quest for stardom in exchange for being a maid in Christmas City.  For the most part, Dusty is friendly but tends to strut in the center of walkways to force others to move out of the way.
Suggested attire: Housekeeper uniform with rubber gloves or a feather duster. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
IVEY STICKMAN
 Nurse
Ivey Stickman is an arrogant and notorious nurse at Christmas City Trauma Center.  Ivey had to vow to care for patients by choosing a medical career. Ironically, this nurse doesn't possess any ability to care for others and is quite cold-hearted. However, Ivey is an utter genius.
Suggested attire: Nurse uniform or medical scrubs. Optional to have a stethoscope as a prop. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
NORMA NIGHTSHADE
Late Night TV Host
The recently widowed Norma Nightshade is a mysterious late-night horror television hostess. If you look beyond her gothic and somewhat monstrous appearance, she is one of the dearest friends you can ever have.
Suggested attire: Gothic attire such as a flowing black robe (maybe hooded), black lipstick, black wig, and black fingernails. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
REDI O. VIBES
 Radio Disc Jockey
Redi O. Vibes is a hard-working radio disc jockey.  A compulsive liar even when the truth is better, this fast talker is a known cheater while playing games, so beware if you ever play a game against this master of deceit!
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed attire.  Optional props are headphones and microphone (toy). Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
CHEETAH HOGAN
 Golfer
Cheetah Hogan is an antisocial professional golfer with anger management issues.  Cheetah is judgmental, and this quality often offends the other golfers, officials, and spectators who get in this golf pro's way.  Cheetah also has an intense fear of germs, so getting close during chats is out of the question.
Suggested attire: Polo style shirt and khaki pants.  Optional to have a golf hat and gloves.
 
CHARLIE PORTER
 Concierge
Hailing from Bundenbach, Germany, Charlie Porter is a ruthless concierge at The Claus Plaza Hotel in Christmas City.  Ask away if you need assistance while you’re a guest at the hotel, but think twice about double-crossing Charlie - this concierge has a bad habit of plotting revenge. 
Suggested attire: Suit of any kind (i.e., butler costume).  Optional to carry a bell with you.
 
WINTER WEDMAN
Wedding Planner
Winter Wedman is an energetic wedding planner and the only event planner in Christmas City. This event guru is in serious love with none other than Winter Wedman. Winter doesn’t pass up a mirror or other reflective surface without a quick session of self-admiration.
Suggested attire: Ultra-trendy Christmas attire.  Hair and makeup (if played by a female) must be perfectly overdone. If played by a male, put an extra amount of gel in your hair and slick it back.)
 
SAXEN SAILS
Retail Sales Manager
Saxen Sails is a self-centered retail manager of The Gingerbread Shop – a contemporary holiday-inspired clothing store.  Saxen smokes a Sherlock Holmes-style pipe and loves to sing Christmas songs, as it makes Saxen happy and feel young again.  
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed attire. A name tag with The Gingerbread Shop on it is optional. As an alternative, you can wear a gingerbread costume as your employee uniform.
 
CHIP POKEY
 Professional Poker Player
Chip Pokey is one of the most hilarious people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.  Chip’s a knee-slapping amateur comedian at night and a highly skilled poker player by day.  Friends have encouraged Chip to pursue a career as a professional comic, as this poker player always tells funny stories and makes everyone laugh.
Suggested attire: A trendy Christmas suit.  Poker chips and playing cards in every pocket are optional. Bring some jokes with you!
 
PATRICIA PUFFS
Pastry Chef
Patricia Puffs is a friendly baker who has an intense fear of the government and often rants about conspiracy theories.  Patricia’s fellow employees often speculate that she wraps foil around windows, television antennae, or anything else to prevent the government from spying on her.  Let’s all hope she keeps the foil out of the cupcakes.
Suggested attire: Baker’s uniform – white shirt and pants with an optional chef’s hat. To be festive, add a fun Christmas necklace (optional).
 
PELTI DEVILLE
 Furrier
Pelti Deville is the blatantly honest furrier.  No stranger to dodging animal rights activists, she is honest, even to her detriment.  If you want to know the truth about something, head straight for Pelti.
Suggested attire: Trendy attire with a faux fur coat that you’ll pretend is real fur or a Cruella costume. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.

CHAUNCEY COUCH
 Unemployed
Chauncey Couch is a romantic couch potato from a small, isolated island off the coast of South Africa. An avid poet, Chauncey constantly accrues fashion violations. Do you hear the fashion police sirens going off? Yup! Chauncey just got dressed for the party!
Suggested attire: Anything highly unfashionable.  You do not want to look employable. Have fun with that!  An empty wallet is an optional prop. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.
 
SKYLER CLOUDS
 Flight Attendant
Skyler Clouds is a cranky flight attendant for Elven Airlines. Skyler adheres to a personal rule of saying things a single time; however, comprehension can prove challenging given Skyler's habit of speaking from one side of the mouth.
Suggested attire: A flight Attendant costume or any black, red, or green suit. As an accessory, a Santa’s hat or an Elf’s hat is optional.
 
CHEK NICKELSON
 Bank Teller
Chek Nickelson is an eccentric bank teller.  Known to be quite frugal, Chek will drive you nutzo by meticulously calculating everything out to the nearest quarter of a cent!
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed suit with a calculator as a prop.
 
ALEX CIAO
 Receptionist
Alex Ciao is a helpful receptionist for Santa’s Workshop, the biggest toy store in the nation.  This receptionist seems nice, but nobody knows the genuine person lurking inside.  Rumor has it that Alex might be shady, so watch your back around this friendly greeter.
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed attire.  It is optional to wear a nametag that says Santa’s Workshop.
 
FLOSSY PASTE
 Dental Assistant
Flossy Paste stands back in the shadows during social gatherings. An exceptionally high I.Q. makes Flossy sensitive to surroundings. This behavior makes others uneasy, as this dental assistant appears to have ulterior motives.
Suggested attire: Dental/medical scrubs.  Optional to have dental floss and toothbrushes as props. Optional Christmas-themed accessories.

WANDA SHADE
  Television Show Host  
 Wanda Shade is the boisterous morning television show host for CBC TV.  Her show, Wacky Wanda’s Weekly Review, is a hit with the hipsters as she deliberates topics in counter-culture, progressive politics, vintage clothing, and indie-rock with her distinctive witty banter.
Suggested attire: Trendy, casual attire.  Any fun color hair wig (i.e., red, blue, green) and a funky Christmas hat as an optional accessory.
 
JAMIE BOND
  CIA Agent
Jamie Bond is the mysterious government agent.  Nobody really knows the true Jamie, as she lurks in the shadows with hidden agendas.  If Jamie Bond is in attendance at an event, be certain there is an underlying reason for her presence, as she isn’t known for being a socialite.
 Suggested attire: Glamorous cocktail attire (Christmas colors).  Toy gun strapped to a garter, holster on your leg, or slipped into your clutch.
 
DR. BAILEY BONETIGHT
  Mathematician
 Dr. Bailey Bonetight is a self-proclaimed nerd and mathematician. The National Space Exploration Organization (NSEO) employs this genius to design and analyze new space station models. Dr. Bonetight isn’t the friendliest person and often claims that numbers are the only friends worth having.
 Suggested attire: Nerd attire. Button up the shirt, wear a bowtie, wear a sweater vest, have your hair tousled, and wear thick glasses.
 
CHARLIE WALNUT
  Chestnut Factory Worker
 Charlie Walnut is a hard-working factory worker at Charlie’s Chestnut Factory.  Often ridiculed by colleagues for having an ironic last name, Charlie has become jaded over the years and speaks with a sarcastic undertone.  
Suggested attire: Factory uniform of any kind.  A name tag that reads ‘Charlie’s Chestnut Factory’ is an optional accessory.  Chestnuts in your pockets are optional props. Christmas accessories are optional.
 
DAKOTA MEDSON
  Pharmaceutical Chemist
 Dakota Medson, known for being a talkative pharmaceutical chemist, seldom exits the lab. However, on rare occasions that Dakota ventures out into town, an explosion of rapid vocal energy follows. Engaging in conversation with this chatty chemist often means struggling to interject a word.
  Suggested attire: Scientist, lab worker costume (lab coat).  Christmas accessories are optional. 

FREDDY FREEZE
Cryonics Technician
 Dr. Freeze is the head cryonics tech at Christmas City Cryonics and the most annoying one-upper in town. If you’ve done, said, or tried anything cool, Dr. Freeze is certain to have done it more often, said it already, and tried it five times. This doc is new to Christmas City and hasn’t made many friends yet.
Suggested attire: A cryonics uniform (lab coat/mad scientist costume). Christmas accessories are optional. 

CUTTY BOARDS
 Knife Salesperson
Cutty Boards is an overly honest knife salesperson who tells the truth even when it's harmful. Having Cutty as a friend is great if you always want to know the truth. However, there are times when you might not want to hear the truth.
Suggested attire: Christmas-themed suit. It is optional to have a selection of toy knives to try to sell to others.

DREW PENBLADE
  Murder Mystery Author 
Drew Penblade is a gloomy murder mystery writer who becomes enraged when someone mispronounces a word, such as switching ‘pacific’ with ‘specific.’ Drew recently spent a night in jail for starting a fight at the grocery store over the word ‘especially.’
Suggested attire: Gothic attire - think Edgar Allan Poe. Christmas accessories are optional. 

TUX WHITMAN
Ornithologist
Tux Whitman is an antisocial ornithologist at the Christmas City Penguin Rescue. Tux is extremely judgmental of others, and this usually ends up annoying anyone who is around Tux for more than a minute. Tux believes that penguins make better friends than people, so getting close to this bird scientist is out of the question. 
Suggested attire: Scientist, lab worker costume (lab coat). Or a penguin, or other bird costume or onesie.  Christmas accessories are optional. 


JECK NEEDLES
Pharmaceutical Trial Subject
Jeck Needles is the muscle-bound pharmaceutical trial subject. Many years ago, Jeck was a notorious high school bully. Unlucky residents of Christmas City witness this bullying behavior manifest every now and then when Jeck isn't treated fairly.
Suggested attire: You are a human research subject, so draw injection sites on your arms with strange reactions, like a red rash or blue streaks radiating from the site (use eyeshadow/eyeliner). Place bandages in random locations, and wear a hospital gown costume.
Christmas accessories are optional.