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Myrtle Swineboggler

Blogger, MODEL, Local Celeb, Manger of the most AFFLUENT resident experience of Henpecked Junction, Spring Meadows Trailer Park

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Stop getting offended for stupid stuff and let's catch the porch pirate.

Myrtle Swineboggler

Mar 30, 20232 min read

Stop getting offended for stupid stuff and let's catch the porch pirate.

Myrtles Daily Thoughts

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Keep Spring Meadows AFFLUENT

Myrtle Swineboggler

Mar 23, 20232 min read

Keep Spring Meadows AFFLUENT

How to keep our trailer park affluent as all get out.

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How y'all should set up the next block party at Spring Meadows.

Myrtle Swineboggler

Feb 16, 20232 min read

How y'all should set up the next block party at Spring Meadows.

Okay, y'all. It's coming up - well, it's a few months from now, but some of y'all like to plan ahead. First - nobody from another park...

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WHO STOLE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN FROM SPRING MEADOWS??!!!!

Myrtle Swineboggler

Dec 20, 20222 min read

WHO STOLE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN FROM SPRING MEADOWS??!!!!

This will NOT be tolerated. This is UN-American and ANTI-CHRISTMAS!!! Someone has stolen our inflatable Frosty the Snowman from the...

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WHO STOLE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY?

Myrtle Swineboggler

Nov 1, 20222 min read

WHO STOLE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY?

Somebody needs to fess up. The thief must be shamed in the Town Square. at ONCE!!!!! I was TOTALLY against allowing the other parks to...

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