Myrtle SwinebogglerMar 30, 20232 min readStop getting offended for stupid stuff and let's catch the porch pirate.Myrtles Daily Thoughts
Myrtle SwinebogglerMar 23, 20232 min readKeep Spring Meadows AFFLUENTHow to keep our trailer park affluent as all get out.
Myrtle SwinebogglerFeb 16, 20232 min readHow y'all should set up the next block party at Spring Meadows.Okay, y'all. It's coming up - well, it's a few months from now, but some of y'all like to plan ahead. First - nobody from another park...
Myrtle SwinebogglerDec 20, 20222 min readWHO STOLE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN FROM SPRING MEADOWS??!!!!This will NOT be tolerated. This is UN-American and ANTI-CHRISTMAS!!! Someone has stolen our inflatable Frosty the Snowman from the...
Myrtle SwinebogglerNov 1, 20222 min readWHO STOLE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY?Somebody needs to fess up. The thief must be shamed in the Town Square. at ONCE!!!!! I was TOTALLY against allowing the other parks to...
