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Myrtle Swineboggler
Blogger, MODEL, Local Celeb, Manger of the most AFFLUENT resident experience of Henpecked Junction, Spring Meadows Trailer Park



Things I've got a Hankerin for:
Sometimes, I just need my food to stick to my ribs. Down home cooking food is how I describe traditional Southern cuisine that is hearty,...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Apr 2, 20231 min read
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Spam Recipes. You're welcome.
Spam is a canned meat product that is made from chopped pork shoulder meat, ham, water, salt, sugar, and sodium nitrite. The ingredients...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Mar 15, 20232 min read
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Jalapeno & Cheddar Cornbread to DIE FOR!
Don't eat this alone, as you'll need someone to peel you off the ceiling! Here is a recipe for scrumptiosis (my word) jalapeno cheddar...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Jan 18, 20231 min read
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Fart-Free Deviled Eggs
Here is a fart-free deviled egg recipe: Ingredients: 6 large eggs 2 tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Jan 10, 20231 min read
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My Special Hamburger Helper
There's no need to buy those boxes with all those preservatives and stuff. Here's a simple recipe to make MY FAMOUS homemade hamburger...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Dec 15, 20221 min read
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Broken Glass Jell-O Surprise
Broken glass Jello is a fun and colorful dessert that is perfect for parties and special occasions. If I can do it, you can do it,...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Oct 13, 20221 min read
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Myrtle's Scratch Tots with Cheese
Here is a recipe for my 100% homemade tater tots: Ingredients: 2 pounds potatoes 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon onion powder 1/2...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Aug 18, 20221 min read
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Cheeseburger Tacos for Tuesdays
Want a cheeseburger but it's Taco Tuesday. I got you, breh (my millennial nephew says that- ha ha). Here's my recipe for CHEESEBURGA...
Myrtle Swineboggler
Apr 12, 20221 min read
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