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Myrtle Swineboggler

Apr 2, 20232 min read

Belinda Jones and Trish Pontiac

CONGRATS! YOU'VE BOTH WON MY CHUCKLEHEAD OF THE MONTH. Why are two GROWN women fighting over the microphone at the second grade school...

Apr 2, 20231 min read

Alex Quinn

Just - what is this? Why post this on social media? MY SECOND CHUCKLEHEAD OF THE MONTH - ALVIN QUINN. You are gonna scare the children.

Mar 28, 20231 min read

What are these fools doing, anyhow?

Alright, these Fall Pines fools are posting this idiocracy on social media with the hashtags #wearecute #fallpinescelebs #classy What...

Mar 2, 20231 min read

Rita Wighammer

Those aren't your freckles and you're not cute with this look. Are you trying to be Mary Ann (or however you spell it) from Gilligan's...

Feb 2, 20231 min read

Gina Grouper, Fall Pines

I don't even know where to start on this, Gina. But I see your pregnant with your eight kid. Congrats. But where I see a problem with...

Jan 2, 20231 min read

Anabelle Freebyrd.

All right, y'all. I am starting a CHUCKLEHEAD OF THE MONTH call out and I'm pickin' on one of my best gal pals, but for good reason. Each...

Aug 5, 20221 min read

Breakfast Served When?

I was at Breakfast Served Anytime last night, and Gina Gorshuckel was just sitting there, staring into space lettin the coffee get cold....