GET READY AND PREPARE FOR MULLET FEST
What to wear to a festival depends on the type of festival and the weather conditions. Here are some general tips on how to prepare for...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Blogger, MODEL, Local Celeb, Manger of the most AFFLUENT resident experience of Henpecked Junction, Spring Meadows Trailer Park
Myrtle Swineboggler
Mar 28, 20232 min read
PLEASE CATCH THIS STUPID PORCH PIRATE
First off, I just want to tell the thief myself that I do NOT appreciate the thief stealing my Vitamin C soft gels last Wednesday. You've...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Mar 20, 20231 min read
WHO STOLE THE SHERIFF'S BAG?
What kind of third world country are we living in where Sheriff Branum can't put a duffle bag in his truck without someone swiping it?...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Feb 23, 20232 min read
Winter Falls Coated in Pig Funk
Living by a pig farm can have both positive and negative aspects. I mean I always investigate both sides of the story, ya know. THE...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Dec 20, 20222 min read
WHO STOLE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN FROM SPRING MEADOWS??!!!!
This will NOT be tolerated. This is UN-American and ANTI-CHRISTMAS!!! Someone has stolen our inflatable Frosty the Snowman from the...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Dec 15, 20222 min read
Just Say NO to Maw-Maw Pearl and Me
The Cowboy Network is plaguing our town with their cameras and spies everywhere, trying to find fake stories so they can get ratings on...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Nov 17, 20222 min read
Tires Slashed in front of Mullet Cuts
Uh, oh. We have active hooligans in town. Someone was parked in front of Mullet Cuts the other day and got their tires slashed. They were...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Sep 1, 20222 min read
Myrtle Swineboggler - manager of Spring Meadows Trailer Park and MODEL!
Above is my look WTH Did You Just Say? (H is for heck - I'm no potty mouth). Yep, I did it. I went and did a fancy photo shoot with...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
Aug 4, 20222 min read
Why Do We Not See Gator, Dimples, Crash and Skipper Together Anymore?
Hmm. Something that the townies have been noticing is that the Furious Four have not been seen together in quite sometime. I'm wanting to...
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Myrtle Swineboggler
May 4, 20222 min read
Mullet Fest is Fixin to be HERE!
Hey, y'all. It's the town celeb, Myrtle Swineboggler. The Fab-40-year-young classy gal with the tales of the town. For those of you who...
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