Guest List

 

MARDI  CHASER

Criminal Defense Attorney

Mardi Chaser is a distinguished criminal defense attorney in the town of Greenville.  This wild attorney is famous for wacky commercials on television and billboards in town.  Dedication and persistence have catapulted Mardi into a penthouse office.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Wear a sharp, well-tailored suit in a darker summer color like a dark blue, paired with a crisp dress shirt and tie/scarf. Accessorize with a briefcase or portfolio, and a watch, and add subtle yet professional jewelry for a polished, authoritative look.

 

KRIS ANGELS

Magician

Kris Angels is a hardworking magician. The townspeople of Greenville often hire Kris for children’s parties, corporate events, and other events. Kris aspires to leave Greenville and break into the entertainment industry with the show The Angel Magic Experience.

Suggested attire: Magician's costume. Optional wand and top hat as props. If you wish, bring some magic tricks to perform.

 

SAM LAFTON

Stand-up Comic

Sam Lafton is a peculiar stand-up comic.  Beware of chats with Sam unless you like uncomfortable stares and awkward pauses. Sam roasts the good people of Greenville during comedy routines, and many consider Sam to be an archenemy.

Suggested attire: Any costume that will make people laugh. Funny t-shirt and jeans, or go all out with a rubber chicken costume.

 

TENDO HARVEY

Video Game Designer

Tendo Harvey is a physically fit video game designer who loves to talk about one thing – Tendo Harvey.  Tendo was a notorious school bully many years ago, and this behavior seeps back to the surface when Tendo doesn’t get what Tendo wants.

Suggested attire: Video gamer costume. From a t-shirt of Zelda to an Assassin's Creed full Cosplay costume - feel free to own it!

 

LOGAN ANTHONY

Butcher

Logan Anthony is the bossy butcher at the Greenville Meat Emporium. The shop has a reputation for having the best meat in town but has the most unfriendly staff. Unfortunately, customers must endure Logan's ridicule to purchase steaks.

Suggested attire: Apron and plastic butcher knife. Or, you can be a creepy butcher - why not?

 

DREW ADEL

Professional Dog Handler

Drew Adel is an award-winning professional dog handler. Drew is a loyal friend and hard worker. Drew has a competitive spirit and is a permanent resident of the American Dog Club winner’s circle. Drew will do anything for an ADC National Championship.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Optional to have a dog whistle or some 'awards' you've won as fun props. 

 

COREY MELON

Canine Behavioral Specialist

Corey Melon is an arrogant canine behavioral specialist.  This dog whisperer owns the only training facility in town and charges enormous rates for services.  Corey is difficult to deal with and angers most of the facility's clients.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Dress in durable cargo pants or jeans, a t-shirt or polo shirt (summer themed). Optional to wear a utility vest and accessorize with a treat pouch, whistle or clicker, a leash, and training props like a toy dog or agility cones, adding a baseball cap or sunglasses for a professional touch.

 

OMARI SHADY

Makeup Artist

Omari Shady is a creative makeup artist and meticulous facial artist, which is most likely why Omari's work always appears in the trendiest fashion magazines.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Accessorize with a makeup brush belt, a set of professional brushes, and a small apron or utility belt for tools, and add a fashionable hat or headband for a chic touch.

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TIKI WATERS

Lifeguard

Tiki Waters is the discourteous lifeguard at the Greenville Water Park and a bad-mannered party crasher. To the other guests’ dismay, Tiki has acquired an invite to the Sunny Lane Block Party, even though Tiki lives across town!

Suggested attire: Baywatch costume or any lifeguard attire. Whistle and foam board as optional props.

 

PIZZY TANKUS

Guitarist

Pizzy Tankus is the antisocial guitarist for the band Armpit Anguish.  Pizzy suffers from anger management issues and is judgmental of others.  These nasty qualities tend to anger Pizzy’s bandmates – and anyone within earshot.

Suggested attire: Rock star or pop star costume. Toy guitar &/or microphone/headset as an optional prop.

 

ALEX COMBS

Dog Groomer

Alex Combs is a legendary dog handler who became famous in the dog show circuit in the ‘90s.  Lately, Alex has focused on dog grooming at Canine Cleaners - a shop owned by Alex. This former handler refuses to return to the world of dog shows, but nobody understands what made Alex lose the spirit of competition.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Add a water resistant smock or apron and accessorize with grooming tools like scissors, brushes, and combs in a tool belt, and consider adding a name tag or logo for a professional look.

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KELLY CHRISTIE

Gossip Columnist

Kelly Christie is the talented gossip columnist for the Greenville Times.  Kelly knows everybody in town and has written about nearly everyone in the gossip column.  However, it’s not an honor to be talked about in Kelly’s articles. The townspeople avoid Kelly’s radar.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire.Wear stylish, trendy summer clothing such as a chic blazer over a fashionable blouse, paired with tailored pants or a skirt and elegant shoes. Accessorize with a notepad, pen, and a voice recorder, and add a statement necklace or glasses for a sophisticated, professional touch.

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JOSS HOPE

Unemployed

Originally hailing from the UK, this feisty individual is currently seeking employment.  Joss has experience in nearly every blue-collar job, so Joss is a jack of all trades.  However, Joss’s vast array of skills isn’t proving to be an asset, as Joss cannot seem to land a position anywhere! 

Suggested attire: Very casual summer attire. Or a onesie/PJ set, bath or house robe, slippers, or video game-themed attire since you love playing video games. 

 

MICKI  WALKER

Fashion Designer

Micki Walker has aspired to become a fashion designer since age three.  Micki’s creations quickly capture the notice of celebs, and it’s only a matter of time before Micki’s garments walk the runways of New York City.  Micki is an old soul in a young body and speaks like an octogenarian.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Select something very trendy & fashionable, and use plenty of accessories. 

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LONDON WILTON

Entrepreneur

London Wilton is new to Greenville, as London is visiting the town to determine where to build the next extravagant hotel.  Everyone is growing tired of the media exposing London’s troubles -especially the townspeople of Greenville.  

Suggested attire: Choose something worthy of an heir/heiress. 

 

DR. DOCTOR DIJON

 Proctologist 

Is there a doctor in the house?  Yes, of course!  It’s Dr. Dijon!  You’ll be warned to eat an apple a day, but it won’t keep this physician far away, as s/he’s an infamous close-talker!  There is no mystery what Doctor’s parents wanted for their child, as this doc’s birth name is Doctor.

Suggested attire: Doctor's uniform (scrubs/lab coat).

 

ALBY STICHEN

Tailor

Ouch!  Well, that’s what Alby Stichen’s clients are saying nowadays!  This clumsy tailor has a huge problem of turning clients into unwilling pincushions! It’s a good thing Alby does impeccable work. 

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire. Choose something trendy and fashionable, and have a wrist pincushion as an optional prop. 

 

PRINCIPAL MUSTARD

High School Principal

Is it Principal Mustard or Principal Loony?  The latter is what the kids call this stern administrator at Greenville High School.  Teens, beware: rumor is that not everyone sent to the principal’s office makes it back to class! Some are never seen or heard from again! 

Suggested attire: Principal costume. Wear conservative business casual, or opt for a more fun librarian style look.

 

CHIEF C. R. BADGES

Police Chief

It's hard to imagine how someone so unassuming and filled with self-doubt could ascend to a significant role within the police force. Yet, Chief C.R. Badges, known for a congenial demeanor and a steadfast commitment to serve and protect, has defied expectations to secure such a position. Despite the authority the title carries, the chief struggles with remarkably low self-esteem, contrasting to the badge of confidence typically associated with law enforcement leadership. 

Suggested attire: Law enforcement costume.

 

TELE N. EWE

Investigative Field Reporter

Tele N. Ewe is always on top of the latest story… sometimes before they even happen!  An ambitious investigative reporter for RBC Television, Tele will stop at nothing to be the first to get the scoop.  Tele always travels with a crew from RBC News in case a big story breaks out. 

Suggested attire: Reporter attire. You must be camera-ready, as you never know when you'll need to pop on the air.

 

 RBC NEWS CREW

Various positions: Camera, Audio, Production Assistants 

The RBC news crew is a tight-knit group of friends and colleagues who work for Tele N. Ewe.  They ensure Tele hits the airwaves before any other media source.  They will do anything to make sure that Tele is successful. A promotion of news anchor for Tele means studio jobs for the crew!

Suggested attire: Film production attire (dark clothing, as you need to be comfortable and don't want to stand out if you get in the shot). Any fake crew props (cameras, lighting, etc.)

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JAMIE LINBRUNNER

Pharmacist

Jamie Linbrunner is the most annoying one-upper in Greenville. If you’ve done, said, or tried anything, Jamie’s done it bigger, better, and more times! Jamie recently relocated to Greenville after landing a lucrative position at the Greenville Pharmacy.

Suggested attire:  Lab jacket.

 

TRACY HOWE

 Owner, Greenville Skating Center

If you look up narcissism in the dictionary, Tracy Howe’s picture will be plastered by the definition. Tracy owns Greenville Skating Center, the only roller skating rink in town. However, Tracy’s still stuck in the 1970s, as the rink hasn’t changed in decades, and neither has Tracy.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire.

 

BRONTE VANCE

Teacher

Bronte Vance, an impatient English teacher at Greenville High School, is an adventurous soul. A former jetsetter, talented gardener, and nature lover, Bronte has traveled the world and experienced cultures that most will only see on television! Even though Bronte leads an exciting life, all the students talk about is the zero-tolerance policy in the classroom!

Suggested attire: Teacher costume. Wear conservative business casual, or opt for a more fun librarian-style look.

 

FRANKIE HARRISON

Physician

Frankie Harrison is the energetic emergency room physician at Greenville Hospital.  This doc is in love…with Dr. Frankie Harrison.  Dr. Harrison never passes up a reflective surface without a quick admiration of his/her features.

Suggested attire: Doctor attire. 

 

CAMERON BANTON

Lumberjack

Cameron Banton is the cranky lumberjack and owner of The Timber Shack.  Cameron has a rule to say things once, but it can be hard to understand Cameron’s mumbling.  Cameron prefers a solitary lifestyle.

Suggested attire: Lumberjack costume - flannel, jean shorts, and an ax.

 

DEVON FORUMS

Travel Agent

Devon Forums is a travel agent for the Greenville Travel Agency.  Devon gives excellent advice and is the most comforting person around.  However, the rumor is that Devon’s business practices might be shady.  Watch your back around this friendly travel advisor.

Suggested attire: Casual summer attire.