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SYNOPSIS

The Snowflake Lodge is hosting the annual Ugly Christmas Sweater party again this year.  The townspeople of Snow Falls are excited about the holiday celebration, as the lodge is where the who's who of society flocks to show off their not-so-fashionable holiday attire. 

Sparks have been flying between some of the guests lately with rumors of blackmail, greed, and revenge - but we all have high hopes that the holiday spirit will be enough to quench their scandals at least long enough for everybody to have a good time at the party.

You've received your ticket to the party and now...it's time to hunt for the tackiest holiday sweater that you can find.  This is where your story begins.

ISABELLA RUDOLPH

Town Gossip

Isabella Rudolph is the zany homemaker and neighborhood watch coordinator.  Isabella recently moved to the tiny town of Snow Falls, and in no time, she was labeled the town gossip.  Everybody is afraid to be around Isabella, as she doesn’t keep secrets.  Isabella comes from old money and dedicates her time to charities and party planning.

Tacky holiday sweater and as many tacky holiday accessories (i.e. crazy Santa hat, elf ears, etc.) as you can find.

ROXY RICH

 Heiress

Roxy Rich is an heiress, and her iconic family owns most of the real estate in Snow Falls. Roxy is a drama queen, so have tissues on hand for this emotional diva!  Choose your words carefully around her if you don’t want to make her cry - or worse – throw a tantrum!  Roxy gets what she wants, and is always seen with her assistant, Parker Mistletoe.

Tacky holiday sweater.  However, you will remove the sweater moments after your arrival and unveil a fabulous holiday dress.

ALEXIS HARMONY

 Choir Director

Alexis Harmony is the clueless director of the Snow Falls Girls’ Choir. Alexis sings like a sick alley cat, but nobody has the heart to let her know about her horrible singing voice.  It’s a good thing she has many other voices in the choir to hide her abysmal crooning - until it is time for her dreaded solo performance.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Optional to have music sheets as props.

TENDO CLAUSE

 Toy Developer 

Tendo Clause is the self-indulgent toy developer.  Tendo loves to talk about one thing and one thing only – Tendo Clause.  A former high school nerd, Tendo openly admits to anybody who will listen that s/he refuses to grow up.  Tendo is one of the most immature adults that you’ll ever meet but is one of the best toy developers in the country.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Optional to have examples of toys that you are working on as props.

EVA EVERGREEN

 High School Principal  

Is it Principal Evergreen or Principal Loony?  Well, the latter is what the kids not-so-lovingly nicknamed her at Snow Falls High School. Teens beware: rumor has it that not everyone who is sent to Principal Evergreen’s office makes it back to class.  Eva has a softer side, however, as she is the doting mother of 11-year-old twin girls.

Tacky holiday sweater.   Ruler as an optional prop.

DONNOR COURIC & THE RBC NEWS CREW

News Reporter

Donnor Couric is always the source of breaking news in Snow Falls and has been known to break an occasional story as it happens.  Donnor’s an ambitious investigative reporter for the RBC Television Station and will stop at nothing to get the scoop.  Donnor is always working and is rarely seen without a troupe of colleagues from RBC News.  Unfortunately, rumor has it that some marbles may be loosening in Donnor’s cranium.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Optional to have a pen and pad as props to take notes on things you hear & see – you’re out for a story.

PARKER MISTLETOE

 Personal Assistant to Roxy Rich 

Parker Mistletoe is the disgruntled personal assistant of Roxy Rich.  Parker wears a permanent grimace, as Roxy is not the easiest person to be around.  Roxy is demanding, overly emotional, and doesn’t give Parker any respect.  Parker is currently seeking employment elsewhere but curiously hasn’t accepted any of the positions s/he has been offered.

Tacky holiday sweater.   White gloves and black suit underneath your sweater as an alternative.

SAM SUGARPLUM

 Hollywood Icon 

A somewhat late bloomer as compared to other big screen icons, Sam Sugarplum became an overnight sensation with the release of the hit movie Gingerbread Man.  Sam is a quirky trendsetter that can do no wrong in the eyes of fans but has declared war with members of the media.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Hair (and makeup for a female) should be over-the-top glamorous.

BRAD CAROLS

 Banker

Originally hailing from France, Brad Carols is a quiet personal banker at the largest bank in Snow Falls, Frost Financial.  Gossipmongers spread strange rumors about Brad since nobody truly knows him.  The Snow Falls grapevine recently received information that Brad might be under investigation, but nobody can confirm if this is true.

Tacky holiday sweater.   Optional to have bank statements, bank bags and a calculator as optional props.

FROSTY JACK

 Homicide Detective

Frosty Jack is a famous homicide detective.  A reality television crew follows Frosty’s every move for the show Snow Falls Cops.  Frosty’s fans love it when he talks in clichés and performs song lyrics while arresting the bad guys!  Frosty is also addicted to karaoke and is a regular at Singsong Night at the Snow Falls Lounge.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Toy detective badge and toy gun as optional accessories.

GREG JINGLES

 Jeweler 

If you looked up narcissism in the dictionary, Greg Jingles’ picture would be plastered by the description.  Greg is the self-loving neighborhood jeweler with an exaggeration problem.  Greg’s great-grandfather founded the store Jingles’ Jewels, and there is great family pride with the business. Greg’s father recently retired, and Greg is now the managing owner.

Tacky holiday sweater.   Costume jewelry pieces to show the other guests as optional accessories.

EBENEZER NIGHTSHADE

Local Actor 

Ebenezer Nightshade is a brilliant actor on stage, but in person, he’s the most reserved person you’ll ever meet!  Ebenezer’s sultry Italian accent wins over the ladies, but the theater is Ebenezer’s true love.  During social gatherings, Ebenezer can’t help but break out into random Shakespearean monologues!

Tacky holiday sweater.

NOEL VIBES

 Radio Disc Jockey

Noel Vibes is a hard-working radio disc jockey and a master of deceit.  A compulsive liar even when the truth is better, this fast-talking record spinner is also a cheater at board games.  Noel is a klutz, so give this accident-prone radio personality some space.

Tacky holiday sweater.

WALTER WONKA

 Chocolatier

Walter Wonka is the super-paranoid chocolatier.  Walter is the founder of Wonka Chocolates, a world-famous line of candy.  Walter is convinced that someone nefarious is watching his every move, but what interest would anybody have in a quirky chocolatier?

Tacky holiday sweater.   Chocolate samples as optional props.

DECEMBER PORTER

 Petting Zoo Owner

Hailing from Bundenbach Germany, December Porter is the ruthless petting zoo owner. December’s zoo is known for its unusual pets such as reindeer, camels, turtle doves, penguins, and even a baby polar bear!  December has a slight attitude when things don’t go as planned, but December knows how to get what s/he wants.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Optional - make reindeer food: Chex Mix, Cheerios, M&Ms, Pretzels – melt white chocolate and pour on the mixture.  Mix thoroughly; cool in a single layer.

PAT PUFFS

 Pastry Chef 

Pat Puffs is a friendly baker with an intense fear of the government. Pat often rants about conspiracy theories.  Pat’s colleagues speculate that Pat wraps foil around windows, television antennae, and anything else to prevent the feds from spying.  Let’s all hope Pat keeps the foil out of the cupcakes.

Tacky holiday sweater.   Chef’s hat as an optional prop.  You can bring samples of pastries as props.

GIGI ELFMAN

 Astronaut 

Gigi Elfman is a seasoned astronaut who sincerely believes that she has the highest IQ in the entire galaxy. Watch out for this brainy diva, as she’s known to be quite grumpy if things don’t go her way.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Astronaut uniform / helmet as an alternative with a tacky holiday vest/sweater on top.

AXI DENTE

Professional Victim

Axi Dente is an imaginative professional victim.  At times, this clumsy diva can be a very meticulous and impatient woman.  She earns her way in this world by mysteriously causing accidents and winning lawsuits.  The town of Snow Falls is growing tired of this queen of misfortune.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Decorate yourself with wacky ornaments.  Bandage  your hands, forehead, etc.

ELIZABETH WINTER

 Food Inspector 

Elizabeth Winter is the blatantly honest food inspector. The food vendors of Snow Falls fear her, as she is a no-nonsense federal culinary detective.  She’s shut down her share of restaurants in town and will hand out costly violations for even the most minor infractions.  On a personal level, Elizabeth is known to be unapologetically truthful.

Tacky holiday sweater.

MEYER YULE

Massage Therapist

Originally hailing from the UK, Meyer Yule traveled to America to fulfill a lifelong desire of owning a luxurious day spa.  Meyer made the dream a reality by opening a spa named Tranquility.  Meyer’s a bit of a one-upper, but this relaxation guru knows how to make customers feel like royalty!

Tacky holiday sweater.  Optional to create and print fliers with coupons for your spa – Tranquility.

CHARLIE CHESTNUT

 Personal Chef to Roxy Rich 

Charlie Chestnut is the slightly quirky and high-strung Portuguese personal chef of Roxy Rich.  Charlie is best known for opening five star restaurants around the globe as well as a prior hit television cooking show, The Essence of Chestnut.  Nobody really knows what happened to Charlie’s career in the limelight, as it seems as though Charlie dropped off the face of the Earth to take the job with Roxy Rich.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Chef’s hat as an optional prop.

ANDY WHITE

Animal Shelter Manager

Andy White is the highly intellectual animal shelter manager.  A dependable hard worker, Andy is a true and loyal friend.  However, Andy has a rather intrusive obsessive-compulsive disorder that others find disturbing at times.  The animals at the shelter never mind it, however.

Tacky holiday sweater. 

CREW GRINCHER

 Christmas Tree Stylist

Crew Grincher is the antisocial Christmas tree stylist that suffers from severe anger management issues.  Crew is extremely judgmental and this quality tends to offend the customers of Gracy’s Department Store.  Crew also has an intense fear of germs so getting too close is out of the question!

Tacky holiday sweater.  Decorate yourself in Christmas tree ornaments, garland, and tinsel.

KENNEDY BOWMAN

 Greeter, Hallmart Supercenter 

Kennedy Bowman is the discontented greeter at Hallmart Supercenter.  Kennedy despises people, so s/he isn’t really the right person to welcome customers into the store.  Therefore, Kennedy wants nothing more than to find employment elsewhere.  However, Kennedy doesn’t have any skills!

Tacky holiday sweater.  Make a nametag with your name on it that says Hallmart Supercenter.

STEVIE POINSETTIA

 Candle Maker 

Stevie Poinsettia is the boisterous candle maker and owner of The Wax Emporium, which is the largest candle store in Snow Falls.  Lately, Stevie has been stressed because of the unfortunate accident  that happened in the store, but hopefully s/he can pull out of the emotional and financial slump before Christmas.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Bring some candle samples with you for the other guests to see (optional).

OLLY JOY

 Snowflake Lodge Manager

Olly Joy is the no-nonsense manager of the Snowflake Lodge.  Olly traditionally hosts the annual ugly Christmas sweater party at the lodge, and it has always been a huge success. Olly is in great spirits this holiday season, as s/he has let all of the lodge’s staff off for the night to enjoy the party.  Olly will certainly have his/her hands full being the only one in charge.

Tacky holiday sweater. 

NATALIE NUTMEG

 Pop Icon 

Natalie Nutmeg is the former child star turned pop icon. Once a child performer in the Mickey Club, Natalie rose to supreme stardom with her last single Hooked on Cheese.  Natalie sells out concerts, has platinum records, and can’t go anywhere without a mob of paparazzi buzzing around her. 

Tacky holiday sweater.  Wear pop star attire under your sweater such as a sequin skirt, red fishnets and shiny boots.

MAX MAXIMUS

 Rock Star

 Max Maximus is the unpredictable rock star from the UK.  You can never foresee what Max will do, so be prepared for absolutely anything.  Max is definitely out for attention and believes all press is good press.   That’s probably why she ate a mound of fire ants and posted it on UTube.  She nearly died from the act, but never missed a show on her tour, performing two nights straight with an IV attached to her arm and a swollen face and throat.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Ripped jeans or leggings, crazy colored and dreadlocked hair (a wig).

EDWARD SMOOGE

 CEO, Toys B Us

Edward Smooge is the miserly Chief Executive Officer of Toys B Us.  He despises anything that he feels wastes time and money. The employees of Toys B Us wonder why such a man would want to be in charge of such a large toy corporation.  He certainly doesn’t have a shred of youth left in his personality and doesn’t care about kids having fun. All Edward Smooge cares about is the bottom line.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Top hat and small, circular glasses or a monocle.

TALIA TINSELS

 Fashion Model

 

 

 

Talia Tinsels is the air-headed runway fashion model from South Africa.  Talia is gorgeous inside and out, but her brain power doesn’t quite measure up to her other assets.  She is the first, and usually only, person to say something foolish in a group conversation.  She definitely keeps people laughing…at her.

Tacky holiday sweater.  Wear something high fashion in addition to your Christmas sweater such as a wreath on your head.

*Your party might not include all of the guests listed above. 

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