Ima Gudfrend is the best friend of Mary Felo. ‘Silly’ is this pastry chef’s middle name! Known to be a tad boy crazy, this comedienne wild child might be the last of this group to settle down!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Chef’s outfit and spatula as a prop.
Mary A. Felo
Talk Show Host
Mary Felo is the quintessential romantic! She is married to her high school sweetheart – Harry Iznace,
the local proctologist. Mary has a sugary sweet personality and she prefers singing over talking anytime!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Casual attire with a birthday party tiara, or hat.
If you can stand to sit through thirty minutes of obnoxious behavior, you should get your tresses styled
by Kara Tinn –she’s the best in town! Kara spouts out spontaneous rhymes about situations around her and she has been known to be a compulsive liar! Nonetheless, she’s got an uncanny talent with scissors and a comb!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Outrageous and trendy outfit – very wild hairstyle.
Mother of Mary & Pageant Director
The doting mother of Mary and successful beauty pageant director, Ione Felo, is one lady whose face is plastered in the dictionary by the definition of cheerful! Ione’s constant loving concern for her daughter Mary can grow annoying to those around her; however, her constant roaring laughter can be contagious!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Semi-formal dress with up-do hairstyle.
Reality T.V. Star
Apathy and ultra-competitiveness sum up this reality television star! The ill-mannered behavior of Trianne Thingros can be shocking at times, but it’s well-suited for reality television shows! There isn’t much that Trianne hasn’t done on television but if there is a challenge ahead of her, she’s the first to dive in and try it!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Very casual attire with a bag of plastic insects as a prop.
Ms. Tarilyn Tonrow
Watch out for Ms. Tarilyn Tonrow! There are not too many starlets in Hollywood as narcissistic and
insensitive as her! It’s surprising that she has anyfriends left over the years as her rude behavior drives everyone away…unless they’re on her payroll that is.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Glamorous attire and sunglasses.
Her newest hit single, ‘I’ll kill you if you speak again’, says all you need to know about Purple! She’s in the midst of a 12-step program learning to control her severe anger management problem. So, be careful what you say around this moody & aggressive pop diva!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Pop star outfit with a crazy wig or colored spray for the hair.
Juwana B. Ontivee
‘Do it once and check it five times’ is Juwana’s motto! This obsessive film producer is the one to be around at a party as she gets the dance floor moving with her hyperactive dance moves!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Casual attire with clapboard as a prop (this can be made out of cardboard).
Mrs. Enerbe Iznace
Mary’s mother in law & Housewife
Enerbe is the living cliché of a ‘mother-in-law’! She’s the typical meddling housewife with nothing better to do than live her life vicariously through her son. Mary Felo has realized that her life is destined to be full of failed attempts to live up to the impossible standards of the ‘perfect wife and mother model’ that Enerbe’s created for her beloved son.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Prim and proper dress with apron and rubber dish-washing gloves as a prop.
Cousin of Mary & Mathematician
The frugal and over-inquisitive Olive Formathe is a nationally renowned mathematician and cousin of
Mary. This math genius will keep you entertained with her over-the-top sense of humor and snort-filled laughter.
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Nerdy outfit with glasses taped in the middle.
Rose Sprayah is ready and willing to shove a fragrance soaked card in your hand at the local department store! But watch out – because whatever you have ever done, said, or climbed- Rose has done more, said it louder and climbed higher!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Elegant dress and hair with a perfume bottle as a prop.
Aunt of Mary & Scientist
Dr. Tuber is your typical intellectual college professor and the loving aunt of Mary. However, make sure nothing goes wrong around her as she is the first one to point the finger and it might be at you! Blame is her game!
COSTUME SUGGESTIONS: Lab jacket and test tube as a prop.