PANIC AT THE DISCO

It's time to celebrate some celebrity birthdays at the House of Groove Discotheque! Groovy Cats and Foxy Mamas from miles around are going to flock to the disco for a chance to be with the 'in crowd.’ The dance floor will be open to all who feel funky enough to let it all hang out!  You've got your invitation so this is where your story begins...

 

1970's Slang on Party Host 411


 

SUSPECT LIST

Bisty Crinkley

Super Model

Bisty Crinkley is a famed seventies icon! Best known for her television and modeling adventures, people are shocked to find out she's an over-achieving academic with three PHDs! College classes have been a stealthy second to being the face of the cosmetic company Plaster Girl.

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Go for the more fabulous, outrageous disco attire. 


Fanni-Sid Pyngstad

Pop Star

Fanni-Sid Pyngstad, a member of the hit band BABBA, is one of the most difficult pop stars to work with because she is demanding and egotistical. A shameless one-upper, she cannot stand for anyone else to succeed. Don’t tell this groovy diva you ran a mile unless you want to hear a story of how she just got back from winning a triathlon.

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Go for the more fabulous, outrageous disco attire. 


Barry Vahl

Inventor of the Pet Rock

Barry Vahl is the recently-divorced inventor of the pet rock. With his simplistic creation, this entrepreneur made his first million within six months of his first sale. Who knew you could paint faces on rocks and get rich? He is also an avid hunter and humanitarian, but sometimes, Barry is as lazy as his pet rocks!

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A slouchy leisure suit would be great. 


Dalan Doogart

Computer Genius

Dalan Doogart is one of the most intelligent and eccentric people you will ever meet. He works for IDM Computers as a consultant on microprocessors.  Dalan swears that computers will be a staple in a large portion of American households by the year 2000 just like the television. Many of Dalan’s colleagues laugh about that since computers would take up too much space! Dalan also spends his free time as a medieval swordsman, fighting make-believe dragons at festivals.

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Think 'nerd' when choosing a costume. 


Vampira Von Bitemark

Animal Rights Activist    

An icon to the gothic community, the anti-social Vampira Von Bitemark is one of the leading animal rights activists in the nation. She also happens to be a vampire - or at least she believes she is a vampire. Beware to meat eaters everywhere – Vampira is leading a campaign to eradicate those who consume animal products.

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You can opt for a disco costume or a Gothic choice, if you wish. 


Lola Gaynor

Vegas Showgirl

Lola Gaynor is one of the friendliest people you will ever meet! The talented Las Vegas showgirl stars in the show, Dopacabana, at the Popicana Resort and Casino on the Vegas strip. Lola suffers from a rare condition known as Mute Syndrome. At random times, she is unable to speak but doctors can't figure out why?

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There are some showgirl choices here, but you can also opt for disco attire. 


Double 7

Double Secret Agent

Originally hailing from Britain, Double 7 is an American secret agent involved in covert international operations. As serious as his job may be, he is the ultimate trickster. He is mischievous sneak, so watch your back around him!

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Go for a sleek, black suit - secret agent style.


Tony Tuscadero

Disco Dancing Champion

Tony Tuscadero hails from the streets of Brooklyn where he was a student in the school of hard knocks. His dream was to become a disco dancer, and he spends all of his free time practicing in a local discotheque. Tony’s the reigning national disco dancing champion with his partner, Sharlet O’Shoolahan. Be careful on the dance floor around Tony, as he’s oblivious to his surroundings!

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Pick a full on disco leisure suit with a glittery shirt!


Harry Nadshaw

NFL Quarterback

Harry Nadshaw is an NFL quarterback and Super Bowl champion. In his spare time, he is a professional rose gardener. This naturalist is keen on showing his sensitive side to those close to him, but on the football field, he's a beast!

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You can wear disco attire or go for a vintage NFL jersey


Jumpy Jalboa

Club Fighter

Jumpy Jalboa is a blatantly hostile young man. From the streets of Brooklyn, he made his way into the boxing ring as a contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. He has been vigorously training for his next major fight against Stollo Peed! He hopes his intense fear of germs doesn't get in the way of the big fight!

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Choose a disco ensemble, or go for a fresh from the ring boxer look. 


Captain Jimmy Nixon

Commercial Pilot

Jimmy Nixon is the animated Captain of Daniff Airlines. If you’re on one of his flights, you might be subject to one of his world-famous inappropriate jokes over the intercom! Known for being an avid environmentalist, nothing that harms the earth will ever get by him!  That is, except the pollution coming out of the plane he flies every day!

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Wear disco attire or a pilot's uniform.


Futura Teller

Psychic Medium

Futura Teller is an energetic psychic medium and life coach.  Some clients find it hard to believe the dead-on predictions about the future and try to stay clear of Futura’s doom-and-gloom fortune telling. A strange quirk of this psychic is an aversion to the word it. Futura will avoid saying it at all cost! Futura is dying to tell your fortune, so all you need to do is ask!

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Choose a fun disco outfit! Maybe bring some tarot cards or a crystal ball as a prop? 


Sharlet O’Shoolahan

Disco Dancing Champion

Sharlet O’Shoolahan, a classically trained ballerina and star of the neighborhood Nutcracker plays, grew up in high society upper Manhattan. A few years ago, she snuck away to a discotheque in Brooklyn where she met Tony Tuscadero. She became his legendary disco dancing partner, and they are now the reigning national disco dancing champions. Known as the girl of a 1,000 questions, she is the most inquisitive person you'll ever meet.

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Go for fun disco attire! 


Zarbi Zenton

Television Star

Zarbi Zenton's thick country accent is the heart of her charm as the star on the rural comedy variety show - Neigh Neigh. She lights up the barnyard stage with the famous character she plays - Dolly May, an air-headed farm girl from Nashville, Tennessee. On the flipside, Zarbi hides her analytical side from her fans and is vindictive to those who double-cross her.

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Go for fun disco attire! 


Polly Darton

Country Music Singer & Songwriter

Polly Darton is a famous country and western singer and songwriter.  Known for her voluptuous figure, Polly’s always on the cutting edge of fashion - this trendy diva has an eye for couture!  If Polly’s wearing it, it’s got to be in your closet!  Polly also knows how to cut a disco rug!

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Big hair, well-endowed bosom, and a trendy seventies dress.


Pelvis

King of Rock 'n' Roll

This icon of rock ‘n’ roll is the most famous musician in the world. A notorious junk food addict, Pelvis gets any dance floor going with his smooth dance moves. He also loves to entertain a crowd with his powerful singing voice.  Just don’t get on this rocker’s bad side, as his temper tantrums can be quite disturbing.

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Go for fun disco attire! 


Al Machino

Hollywood Film & Stage Actor

Al Machino is the ultimate rich and famous Hollywood personality.  Known for his intense and tightly-clenched acting style, he’s also quite callous to those who double-cross him in real life. Some of his Hollywood gangster roles might have merged with his personality. This film star has some serious connections, so stay on his good side if you know what’s good for you!  

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Go for a white leisure suit and a toy Tommy Gun (optional prop). 


Flaxen Hawn

Comedienne and Hollywood Film Actress

Flaxen Hawn is the typical blonde Hollywood bombshell.  She has a contagious smile and an intense passion for jewels and men in positions of authority.  This obsession can sometimes lead Flaxen into trouble, as she’ll do anything for a sparkling gem or a man with a gun!  

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Go for fun disco attire! 


Patsy Rose

Dance Studio Owner

Patsy Rose grew up in Brooklyn and studied dance as a child.  As a pretty young woman, she took her groovy moves and opened the most popular dance studio in New York: 5-6-7-8 Dance. Patsy is a five-time national disco champion but lost the title last year and broke her winning streak. Sources close to Patsy say she will do anything to win the title back this year.

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Go for fun disco attire! 


Al Brigley

Member of The Villagers 

Born and raised in Harlem as a preacher’s son, this former gospel singer has one of the most powerful voices ever to grace the stages of the New York nightclubs.  Al is the eclectic member of the hit disco sensation - The Villagers.  His character is the handsome G.I., and he always wins the fans’ vote as their favorite.

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Go for a GI/Military look! 


Linda Graves

Writer, Friday Night Live

Linda Graves is an American comedian, writer, and producer. She is best known for her work on the brand new sketch comedy TV show, Friday Night Live. Linda broke into the comedy scene in the early 1970’s as a member of the New York-based improvisational comedy group, Big Apple Comics. Linda’s employment with the CBC Network is currently being threatened due to a complaint filed with the network executives.

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Go for a trendy disco look!


Debbie Harriet

Lead Singer of Blondey

Debbie was a struggling waitress in a New York City discothèque. She grew tired of her job and founded the hit pop band, Blondey.  Debbie makes random public appearances and is often spotted at famous nightclubs, such as Studio 54.  Those that run into her say she is a difficult person to get to know.  Debbie thrives upon her mysterious persona and refuses to let anyone close to her.

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Go for a trendy pop-star worthy disco look!


Donna Spring

Queen of Disco, Singer/Songwriter

Donna Spring is the beautiful singer, songwriter, and Queen of Disco.  She is a Grammy Award winner with multiple singles and albums topping the Billboard charts. You won’t enter a disco without hearing one of Donna’s hit songs. Donna has a hand in most everything such as television, film, philanthropy, and painting.

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Go for a Queen of Disco look!


Monique Price

Heiress

Monique Price is an heiress from Dallas, Texas who travels the world and enjoys life. Monique spends her days being pampered in resorts and dining at 5-star hot spots around the globe.  Monique recently made a bad business decision and lost half her fortune. Because of this foolish deal, she was banished from the Price family.

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Go for an expensive designer-looking seventies look - maybe even a gown!


Jackie Nickelson

Hollywood Actor

Jackie Nickelson is a shining star in Hollywood and is currently the most nominated actor in history for the Academy Awards. Jackie’s acting talents are wide-ranging, but most critics say he plays the role of a psychopath flawlessly. Most people are at unease when Jackie enters the room, as he is socially awkward and intimidating.

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Go for a stylish '70s inspired suit. 


Charles Doogart

Typewriter Salesman, IDM Selectric

Some call him crazy, others say he’s just having fun, but Charles Doogart is the life of any party!  Charles is the older brother of Dalan Doogart and the number one typewriter salesman in America. He is a longtime employee of IDM Selectric and fears the new technology coming out of the other branches of his company, such as home computers, may signal the end of his lucrative career.

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Go for a seventies polyester leisure suit!



Get ready for the party by listening to some '70s top tunes: 

 

 


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