It  is going to be a slammin' St. Paddy's Day this year, and the Shakin' Shamrock Pub is ready to rock n' roll with a full house of intriguing Irish gents and ladies.  

Unfortunately, some of the guests with tickets to the event have a scandalous past and don't get along well, but everyone is claiming it will be different this year, and they will try their best to have fun and ignore their archenemies.  

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INVITED GUESTS

GUEST

BRIEF BIO

 SUGGESTED ATTIRE

(In addition to fun St. Patrick's props & accessories)

PADDIE BERGER

 Blarney’s Burger Tavern Chef

Paddie Berger is the hardworking chef at Blarney’s Burger Tavern.  A compulsive liar even when the truth is better, this burger flipper is a known cheater at games, so beware if you ever play against this master of deceit!

Any fast food uniform and an apron as an optional prop.

KOMMY SHONAHAN

 Car Salesperson

You’d wonder how this crabby car salesperson ever makes a sale, but Kommy is one of the top salespeople at the Cameo Car Lot. Maybe Kommy intimidates customers into buying cars?  

Polyester business suit.  Pictures of ‘used cars for sale on the car lot’ as optional props.

FOWLER FITZPATRICK

 Chicken Farmer

Foghorn Fowler is the intellectual chicken farmer.  A dependable and loyal person, Foghorn is a great friend to have. Rumor has it that Fowler’s had some trouble over at the farm lately.

Overalls with chicken feathers sticking out of everything.

NORA NIGHTSHADE

 Late Night TV Host

Nora Nightshade is the mysterious horror TV show hostess.  If you look beyond her gothic and somewhat monstrous appearance, she is one of the most caring friends you could ever have.

A Vampira/Morticia costume with gothic makeup.

CHEK FLANAGAN

 Banker

Chek Flanagan is the eccentric banker.  Known for being frugal, Chek will drive you nuts with precise calculations to the nearest quarter of a cent! If you go to lunch with Chek, just cover the whole bill unless you have extra time to waste.

Business suit with a calculator as a prop.

SURVEN DALY

 Waitress

Surven Daly is the nerdy waitress at the Shakin’ Shamrock Pub.  She is a conscientious worker, so if you are lucky enough to be seated in her section, she will take care of your every need.

A waitress uniform.  Wear your hair in pigtails and wear glasses with tape on the bridge. A notepad and apron as optional props.

KATHLEEN MACDERMOTT

Shakin’ Shamrock Pub Owner

Kathleen MacDermott is the moody and insensitive owner of the Shakin’ Shamrock Pub.  Nobody likes to be around Kathleen because of her violent mood swings, but her Irish pub is a hot spot in town and the place to be!

Business attire - preferably Irish-inspired, as you own an Irish pub and it's St. Paddie's Day. 

TATOR MCSALSBURY

 Cafeteria Line Worker

Tator McSalsbury is the nosy cafeteria worker at Old Lacken Junior High School. Tator knows everything about everyone from eavesdropping on the kids’ conversations.  Tator is no stranger to cuttin’ a rug, and will dance at even a hint of music.

Hair net and a chef uniform with a spoon and spatula as optional props.

MURPHY BROOKS

 Environmentalist

Murphy Brooks is the sensitive environmentalist and animal rights activist.  On occasion, Murphy sings instead of talking normally. This behavior can be peculiar if you’re locked into a lengthy conversation.

A safari outfit with ‘save the environment/animals’ brochures as optional props.

MORALES MCCARTHY

 Motivational Speaker

Morales McCarthy is a hyperactive motivational speaker and uber-paranoid conspiracy theorist.  Morales is convinced that the government is spying on his/her every move. 

Business casual attire.  A box of aluminum foil as an optional prop.

FIONA COLLINS

 Telemarketer

This rude vixen of the phone lines will ruin your relaxing night at home with relentless telemarketing sales calls! The regulars at the Shakin’ Shamrock avoid this fiend of the phones, as she’s the rudest regular at the pub.

Trendy business attire with a head set as an optional prop.

ROXY O’REILLY-RICH

 Heiress

Roxy O’Reilly-Rich is the snooty heiress and twelve-time widow.  Her mansion is the only one of its kind in the town, but nobody has ever been invited over. The neighbors often wonder what this ritzy diva is hiding.

A semi-glamorous evening gown.  Money bags as optional props.

SOCCO SHANAHAN

 Major League Soccer Player

Socco Shanahan is a Major League Soccer player.  He is bluntly honest, so if you don’t want to hear the truth, avoid him at all costs.  Socco over-explains things to the extreme, so be careful what you ask this thorough goalie.

Any soccer uniform with a soccer ball as an optional prop.

SUMMER O’KEEFE

 Lifeguard

Summer O’Keefe is the spunky lifeguard at the Old Lacken Community Pool. She likes to mock people around her and has a reputation for being greedy. Don’t fall into a situation where Summer could take advantage of you if you don’t like losing.

Warm up suit or lifeguard costume with a whistle and binoculars as optional props. Zinc oxide sunscreen lines on your face (optional).

RITA O’BOOKADAY

 Book Store Clerk

Rita O’Bookaday is an antisocial bookstore clerk who is judgmental of others. This behavior offends her customers, but she refuses to listen to her friends who warn about the sinking reputation of the store!  Rita has an irrational fear of germs, so no hugs or handshakes from this bookworm.

A conservative outfit with books as optional props.  Hair tied back in a bun with glasses.

FLYNN WATTS

 Electrician

Flynn Watts is the most annoying one-upper in town.  No matter what your story is – Flynn has done it, tried it, accomplished it, owns it, or already went there twice! However, Flynn is a skilled electrician and has wired most of the town of Old Lacken.

Coveralls with any electric company logo on the pocket.

HILAR T. O’SHEA

 Comic

Hilar T. O’Shea is the outgoing and sugary-sweet local comedian.  Hilar performs twice a week at the neighborhood comedy club.  If Hilar’s around, everyone is laughing.  He rarely goes anywhere without his best buddies and fellow comics from the club.

A t-shirt with a humorous saying on it with  jeans - or other outrageous attire to make people laugh.

TAKEY MCTAKERTON

 Professional Moocher

Takey McTakerton has been unemployed since he lost his job at the car wash and moved in with his great grandmother.  He borrows money for his living experiences, and everyone is paranoid that Takey will ask for money.  Ducks fly with ducks, so Takey hangs around fellow mooches. As if begging for cash isn’t irritating enough, this crew is always impersonating animals. 

White sleeveless t-shirt with stains on it and jeans.  An empty wallet as an optional prop.

 LORI CINGABAR

 Lounge Singer 

Lori Cingabar is an aspiring pop star and a regular performer at the Old Lacken Lounge.  She believes she’s talented but hasn’t been lucky enough to catch a big break into the entertainment industry.  If there’s a need for a peacemaker, she’s your girl.

Lounge singer attire - an evening gown or pop idol outfit.  A wild colored wig as an optional prop.

 TEX BULTAMER

 Rodeo Cowboy

If there were a movie named ‘Cowboy and a Gentleman,’ Tex Bultamer would have the starring role.  Chivalry is still alive according to Tex, as he hands the world over to the ladies. However, he’s a no-nonsense cowboy and tells it how he sees things. If you don’t want to hear the truth, stay clear of this good ‘ole boy.

Any cowboy (western) attire.  An optional prop is a toy gun.

 SYLVIA PLANCE

 Professional Gardener 

Sylvia Plance is the most adventurous soul you’ll ever meet.  A real jet setter, talented gardener, and nature lover, Sylvia has traveled around the world and experienced cultures and cuisine that most will only ever see on exotic television shows!

Casual attire, hair pulled back into a ponytail.  Gardening gloves, flowers and a small gardening shovel as optional props.

 KARAN O’HARE

 Hairstylist

The trendy Karan O’Hare is the town’s guru on fashion and style.  She’s an excellent listener, and the most talented hairstylist in town!  Her appointment books are booked solid, and it’s taking clients months to get in to see her! Plan ahead if you need a cut and style! 

A trendy outfit with a hair-cutting apron as an optional prop.  A teasing comb and a hand-held mirror as additional optional props.

 OFFICER NELSON

 Police Officer

Sheriff Nelson is the brave sheriff of Old Lacken county.  Criminals beware!  If Sheriff Nelson is hot on your trail, you should turn yourself in, as you are going to be in cuffs by sundown.

Sheriff uniform or dark colored clothing with a badge/sheriff's hat as an optional prop.

DEPUTIES OF OLD LACKEN COUNTY

Sheriff Nelson is rarely seen without his deputies.

Deputy uniform or dark colored clothing with a deputy badge/deputy's hat as an optional prop.

FRIENDS OF TAKEY MCTAKERTON

Moochers

This group has learned the art of acquiring 'loans' from friends to pay their bills.  They hang out all day in Takey McTakerton's basement paying video games. 

White sleeveless t-shirt with stains on it and jeans.  An empty wallet as an optional prop.

HILAR T. O'SHEA'S COLLEAGUES

Comics

Get in a room with these hilarious folks, and you'll leave crying of laughter.  Hilar O'Shea is usually seen with a group of fellow comics.  They keep each other in stitches. 

A t-shirt with a humorous saying on it with  jeans - or other outrageous attire to make people laugh.

FUN ST. PATRICK'S DAY VIDEOS TO HELP GET YOU IN THE SPIRIT FOR YOUR PARTY!